Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good.
I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup, and the horse started dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
After that, I wasn't even going to attempt to ride the Elephant.
Desert Dweller said
01:51 PM Apr 26, 2017
Try riding your cannon like Cher did next time, it's much safer.
Well, I'm at the Emergency Room
. Today was not good.
I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup, and the horse started dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
After that, I wasn't even going to attempt to ride the Elephant.
Try riding your cannon like Cher did next time, it's much safer.
