Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.
I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".
I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!!
I rushed outside to help & the police had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee's!!! They put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.
I thought "she shouldn't have been smoking & putting petrol in!! But being the nosey bugger I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The policeman turned looked at me and said........................................
"WAVING A FIREARM!! "
msg said
03:08 PM Mar 9, 2017
Love it.
Peterpan said
03:27 PM Mar 9, 2017
I really like that one.
Woody n Sue said
09:16 PM Mar 9, 2017
Yep roflmaf good one
Woody
sandsmere said
06:04 PM Mar 10, 2017
Thanks Possum.
I'll use that one.
Tony Bev said
07:17 PM Mar 10, 2017
Thank God she did not have a packet of cornflakes under her arm, she may have been charged with being a potential cereal killer
meetoo said
07:46 PM Mar 10, 2017
Tony Bev wrote:
Thank God she did not have a packet of cornflakes under her arm, she may have been charged with being a potential cereal killer
Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.
I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".
I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!!
I rushed outside to help & the police had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee's!!! They put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.
I thought "she shouldn't have been smoking & putting petrol in!! But being the nosey bugger I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The policeman turned looked at me and said........................................
"WAVING A FIREARM!! "
I really like that one.
Woody
Thanks Possum.
I'll use that one.
One good laugh after another. Thanks guys.
Cheers, John.