Another pair of glasses were due. Got this old fart to the optometrist. A few tests, and while waiting for some results, I needed to go for a pee.
As I was about to go to the dunny, the optometrist handed me a pair of specs, asking me to try them on.
While I'm standing at the urinal, I glanced down and saw I was holding a huge penis.
As soon as I got back into the shop, I told the staff member that there was something not right with the glasses they asked me to try on.
The reply was, "It's all right, sir. We just wanted to see if you liked the look of the frames. You see, there are no lenses in the frames"!!??
Regards.
Pipes.
pipes wrote:Another pair of glasses were due. Got this old fart to the optometrist. A few tests, and while waiting for some results, I needed to go for a pee.As I was about to go to the dunny, the optometrist handed me a pair of specs, asking me to try them on.While I'm standing at the urinal, I glanced down and saw I was holding a huge penis.As soon as I got back into the shop, I told the staff member that there was something not right with the glasses they asked me to try on.The reply was, "It's all right, sir. We just wanted to see if you liked the look of the frames. You see, there are no lenses in the frames"!!??Regards.Pipes.
We though that you were going to say that the optometrist handed you a pair of tweezers!
I am off to see if I can buy a pair of glasses magnified by ten, so that I can also brag
I shall pay that one Pipes, it got a belly laugh out of me
LOL - love it
pipes wrote:Another pair of glasses were due. Got this old fart to the optometrist. A few tests, and while waiting for some results, I needed to go for a pee.As I was about to go to the dunny, the optometrist handed me a pair of specs, asking me to try them on.While I'm standing at the urinal, I glanced down and saw I was holding a huge penis. Pipes.
Was it yours or did it belong to someone else?
Another pair of glasses were due. Got this old fart to the optometrist. A few tests, and while waiting for some results, I needed to go for a pee.
As I was about to go to the dunny, the optometrist handed me a pair of specs, asking me to try them on.
While I'm standing at the urinal, I glanced down and saw I was holding a huge penis.
As soon as I got back into the shop, I told the staff member that there was something not right with the glasses they asked me to try on.
The reply was, "It's all right, sir. We just wanted to see if you liked the look of the frames. You see, there are no lenses in the frames"!!??
Regards.
Pipes.
We though that you were going to say that the optometrist handed you a pair of tweezers!
I shall pay that one Pipes, it got a belly laugh out of me
LOL - love it
Was it yours or did it belong to someone else?
I got my own permanent tweezers.
and I still have to rub it a little first.
Little story.
A while ago. (18\20 yrs ago)
I was in doc having a Prostate "reamer" (had a couple)
sitting in bed coupla days later. Bloke in next bed.
His daughter came in every noght.
we got chatting. Usual things.
(he was real crook)
One day. I was up in corrodoor looking out of prison window (felt like)
she came along.
I turned round and gown swung open.
You ever seen one all swollen. 2 tubes up it, and in wrapping.
HUGE ain't the word.
Well. It took about 6 months to stop her calling me.
Little did she know how "little\average. it really IS under that lot.
I wasn't going to break her illusions though. Was I. Chuckle.