Like many folk, my motor home, is my home. It's a 1991 T3500 Mazda bus. Being single, by choice, it does me just fine.
Occasionally, when visiting old friends, who live in houses, I may take the opportunity to avail myself of a shower in their beautiful bathrooms. Other than that, it's the old APC wash! (armpits & crutch.)
The other day, I stepped out of a such shower, and was confronted by the frightening sight of a rapidly ageing, bearded, overweight old fart, whose "man boobs" would have made Mansfield or Munroe jealous!!
As a result, I strongly suggest that we of the "mature, plus plus age", band together to ban white fluro lights and full length mirrors in all bathrooms.
Enquiries have led me to understand that there are a type of fluro light, called a "peach tone", that, when fitted in bathrooms, would give off a gentle, almost angelic, aura to the aforementioned ragged lump of humanity who is well into his seventies.
As for full length mirrors !!??
Regards.
Pipes
msg said
04:44 PM Feb 17, 2017
If I take my glasses off when looking in a mirror it helps.
woolman said
05:17 PM Feb 17, 2017
Our motorhome bathroom has mirrors on 3 walls. Every time I sit on the loo or have a shower this cranky old guy is watching me. Frightening.
Neil
chrisnchris said
05:34 PM Feb 17, 2017
Here's a thought Graham , take the bulb out then you cant see whats looking back at you .lol
Are you still in WA
Cheers
ST391GQ said
05:39 PM Feb 17, 2017
HMMMM....Just look what the cat dragged in .......................
Whereyabin Pipes?? We had given up on you reappearing on here M8.
Didya get ya back sorted? and if so...who was she????
Cheers Keith
Chicken strangler said
05:59 PM Feb 17, 2017
I looked into my bathroom mirror once, bit of a change going on I thougt, just After the look it cracked. Seven year bad luck they say but a my lawyer, a good man, said I can get you five!
Desert Dweller said
06:49 PM Feb 17, 2017
Every time I look in a full length mirror I see a handsome horny elite athlete.
Maybe I need to invest in a new pair of specks?
Roundthebend said
07:03 PM Feb 17, 2017
Desert Dweller, I was actually thinking how kind mother nature is...........................eye sight isn't what it used to be so don't see all the detail anymore
Perhaps Pipes just has exceptional eye site for his age :-S
pipes said
08:08 PM Feb 17, 2017
G'day, Keith. Been low key for some time due to the upcoming op on my back. 27th. March and they possible start work!!??
G'day Chris and Chris. Reason for being out of touch is above.
Cheers Pipes.
aussie_paul said
08:08 PM Feb 17, 2017
Desert Dweller wrote:
Every time I look in a full length mirror I see a handsome horny elite athlete.
Maybe I need to invest in a new pair of specks?
Shoulda gone to Specsavers.
Aussie Paul.
landy said
10:03 PM Feb 17, 2017
Desert Dweller wrote:
Every time I look in a full length mirror I see a handsome horny elite athlete.
Maybe I need to invest in a new pair of specks?
How much do you wan't for those old specs.
erad said
10:06 PM Feb 17, 2017
As you get older, your eyesight tends to fail a bit. This is nature's way of protecting you from shock in situations described above ie looking in a mirror when you are stark naked....
Cruising Cruze said
10:41 PM Feb 17, 2017
Nothing wrong with mine eyes Did you see Elle Macpherson this week
Goldfinger said
10:48 PM Feb 17, 2017
....I hadn't heard of, or indeed even used the term washing the APC =Armpits and Crotch ,Pipes......there is considerably more on my body....what about the rest?......they say when one can actually smell oneself....others have been able to for quite some time...lmao....Hoo Roo
G'day, all.
Like many folk, my motor home, is my home. It's a 1991 T3500 Mazda bus. Being single, by choice, it does me just fine.
Occasionally, when visiting old friends, who live in houses, I may take the opportunity to avail myself of a shower in their beautiful bathrooms. Other than that, it's the old APC wash! (armpits & crutch.)
The other day, I stepped out of a such shower, and was confronted by the frightening sight of a rapidly ageing, bearded, overweight old fart, whose "man boobs" would have made Mansfield or Munroe jealous!!
As a result, I strongly suggest that we of the "mature, plus plus age", band together to ban white fluro lights and full length mirrors in all bathrooms.
Enquiries have led me to understand that there are a type of fluro light, called a "peach tone", that, when fitted in bathrooms, would give off a gentle, almost angelic, aura to the aforementioned ragged lump of humanity who is well into his seventies.
As for full length mirrors !!??
Regards.
Pipes
Are you still in WA
Cheers
HMMMM....Just look what the cat dragged in .......................
Whereyabin Pipes?? We had given up on you reappearing on here M8.
Didya get ya back sorted? and if so...who was she????
Cheers Keith
I looked into my bathroom mirror once, bit of a change going on I thougt, just After the look it cracked. Seven year bad luck they say but a my lawyer, a good man, said I can get you five!
Every time I look in a full length mirror I see a handsome horny elite athlete.
Maybe I need to invest in a new pair of specks?
Perhaps Pipes just has exceptional eye site for his age :-S
G'day Chris and Chris. Reason for being out of touch is above.
Cheers Pipes.
Shoulda gone to Specsavers.
Aussie Paul.
How much do you wan't for those old specs.
As you get older, your eyesight tends to fail a bit. This is nature's way of protecting you from shock in situations described above ie looking in a mirror when you are stark naked....
Nothing wrong with mine eyes Did you see Elle Macpherson this week
....I hadn't heard of, or indeed even used the term washing the APC =Armpits and Crotch ,Pipes......there is considerably more on my body....what about the rest?......they say when one can actually smell oneself....others have been able to for quite some time...lmao....Hoo Roo
Dear Pipes,
If you really want to give yourself a fright. Try lining the inside of the roof over the bed with Mirrors.
You won't stop running for hours.
IMO.
Jim
Jim, in reality this is how most of us view our 'dried arrangements'......lmao.....Hoo Roo