I am 52 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, ......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i ...still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs, anyway ponder this for a moment and have a great day
Goldfinger said
07:43 PM Jan 19, 2017
Suggest not worrying about the answers if you want to see 53......Hoo Roo
Bagmaker said
10:08 PM Jan 19, 2017
why are the bubbles in a bottle of scweppes soda water smaller than the bubbles of other brand soda water's?
Both contain water and carbon dioxide only.
Aussie said
01:24 AM Jan 20, 2017
sir alvisar, don't worry about whether you are going to Heaven or Hell, you will go sideways, SSCCAARRIIEE!
Desert Dweller said
05:07 AM Jan 20, 2017
We've always wondered why baked beans make people fart.
Love your imagination Sir Alvistar!! More light hearted posts like this & less of the nasty, serious stuff will always make for a good day. :)
sir alvisar said
11:52 AM Jan 20, 2017
And this from my wife
"Why do u need to know the answers " !!
Well i will tell u...i let the dogs out cause i dont like them locked up ...sesame street is in america...doras a fish and has no hands...fruit loops are full of sugar..eggs need a sucure box and the carton holds moisture not like plastic. Batteries are made sucure so little ones dont get hold of them...well light bulbs are in a flismy box because we take more care when packing so we dont hurt the environment. Cut with a knife to get the scissers out...when producing atms they leave braille on the keypad because it would cost more to change the pad.. abbreviated sounds like its spelt...and bla bla bla bla and you spelt flavor wrong
Phil C said
01:27 PM Jan 20, 2017
Gday, love this thread
Where is the black stump? When will hell freeze over? Where did the hole in the donuts go? Why call them donuts when they dont resemble any nut? Why cant a wingnut fly? Whats a wigwam for a gooses bridle?
BTW welcome to the forum to our new members.. So many questions, so few answers....lol
Cheers
Dave Jezza said
01:37 PM Jan 20, 2017
Why do containers of 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt have short "best before" date?????
-- Edited by Dave Jezza on Friday 20th of January 2017 01:38:31 PM
Goldfinger said
07:33 PM Jan 21, 2017
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?.....
Why is it that wrong numbers are never out when you call?
How do mosquitoes get along without sleep.
Could a half-wit work part time for Intelligence?...
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?...
Why is it that when you driving and looking for an address you always turn down the radio?...
If I bought 144 condoms would I be grossly oversexed?
If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with the window open?...
How do chooks know the size of our egg cups?..
Sooooo, what good are rhetorical questions?..
Hoo Roo
Felicia said
07:41 PM Jan 21, 2017
Goldfinger, in my opinion rhetorical questions are fun, time to chill out when life is not going too well, have a smile because you know there is not an answer, like looking at clouds and see if you can see shapes, down time, everything does not have to have a logical answer.
Lynda
Peterpan said
10:31 AM Jan 22, 2017
Why does "monosyllabic" have 5 syllables?
dishlicker said
11:31 AM Jan 28, 2017
Ah **** happens
Travel Bug said
12:53 PM Jan 28, 2017
beej said
09:25 PM Jan 28, 2017
how did the bloke who invented the clock know what the time was? if weights and measures are constantly checked,who checks the checker?Why does the other line always move faster?
I am 52 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, ......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i ...still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs, anyway ponder this for a moment and have a great day
Both contain water and carbon dioxide only.
We've always wondered why baked beans make people fart.
And why does sour cream have an expiry date?
"Why do u need to know the answers " !!
Well i will tell u...i let the dogs out cause i dont like them locked up ...sesame street is in america...doras a fish and has no hands...fruit loops are full of sugar..eggs need a sucure box and the carton holds moisture not like plastic. Batteries are made sucure so little ones dont get hold of them...well light bulbs are in a flismy box because we take more care when packing so we dont hurt the environment. Cut with a knife to get the scissers out...when producing atms they leave braille on the keypad because it would cost more to change the pad.. abbreviated sounds like its spelt...and bla bla bla bla and you spelt flavor wrong
Where is the black stump? When will hell freeze over? Where did the hole in the donuts go? Why call them donuts when they dont resemble any nut? Why cant a wingnut fly? Whats a wigwam for a gooses bridle?
BTW welcome to the forum to our new members.. So many questions, so few answers....lol
Cheers
Why do containers of 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt have short "best before" date?????
-- Edited by Dave Jezza on Friday 20th of January 2017 01:38:31 PM
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?.....
Why is it that wrong numbers are never out when you call?
How do mosquitoes get along without sleep.
Could a half-wit work part time for Intelligence?...
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?...
Why is it that when you driving and looking for an address you always turn down the radio?...
If I bought 144 condoms would I be grossly oversexed?
If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with the window open?...
How do chooks know the size of our egg cups?..
Sooooo, what good are rhetorical questions?..
Hoo Roo
Lynda
Why does "monosyllabic" have 5 syllables?
Ah **** happens