Daughter:    Dad, Im i love with a boy who is far away from me. I am Australian and he lives in the UK..

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had a long chat on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype..

Now weve had two months of relationship through Viber..

Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes..

Father:    Wow!  Really!  Then get married on Twitter, have some fun on Tango, buy your kids on  Amazon and pay through Paypal..

And if you are fed up with your husband....    .... sell him on Ebay...

Dougwe wrote:

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When she is fed up with her husband just hit the delete button. Cheaper.

 

I go with delete too

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