Thats real good news.........should thin out some of these great free camping spots out there in the playground for us when we hit the road...........
-- Edited by Bushpie on Saturday 9th of July 2016 09:10:58 PM
brickies said
09:40 PM Jul 9, 2016
Maybe offer special deals , If you snuff it before 70 year you get a free funeral .
sandsmere said
07:44 AM Jul 10, 2016
brickies wrote:
Maybe offer special deals , If you snuff it before 70 year you get a free funeral .
Buggar. I'm too late.
brickies said
08:10 AM Jul 10, 2016
Some people just live too long and that's the problem
Desert Dweller said
01:55 PM Jul 10, 2016
brickies wrote:
Some people just live too long and that's the problem
Sounds like that REAL funeral insurance advertisement currently on TV. The longer you live & keep paying premiums the bigger the rebate you get back when you die. What a bargain, can't wait!
Bruce and Bev said
10:40 PM Jul 10, 2016
So off the topic, but DD mentions funeral insurance. Many will not continue to insure you after you reach their actuaries bench mark on age and you don't get any refund. So it might in fact be a bad investment.
I keep telling the BOSS to just turf me into the scrub off the road (far enough off so I don't put passerbys off with the smell) or build a decent fire and turf me on that - she reckons she'd like to do with right now while I'm still breathing LOL
macka17 said
01:52 PM Jul 14, 2016
Burn me in ovens.
Take me home.
Flush me down Storm Drains..
Madam reckons that's my outcome.
Bottom of hill I'll flow out into sea.
Less a bit of powder sticking to sides on way down.
Me happy.
My Insurance.
Once I paid to payout figure.
Premiums drop to cover profits and devaluation of $$.
Ge said
04:59 PM Jul 24, 2016
sandsmere wrote:
brickies wrote:
Maybe offer special deals , If you snuff it before 70 year you get a free funeral .
Buggar. I'm too late.
I have pre paid, lucky me I will get a full refund.
Thats real good news.........should thin out some of these great free camping spots out there in the playground for us when we hit the road...........
-- Edited by Bushpie on Saturday 9th of July 2016 09:10:58 PM
Buggar. I'm too late.
Sounds like that REAL funeral insurance advertisement currently on TV. The longer you live & keep paying premiums the bigger the rebate you get back when you die. What a bargain, can't wait!
I keep telling the BOSS to just turf me into the scrub off the road (far enough off so I don't put passerbys off with the smell) or build a decent fire and turf me on that - she reckons she'd like to do with right now while I'm still breathing LOL
Take me home.
Flush me down Storm Drains..
Madam reckons that's my outcome.
Bottom of hill I'll flow out into sea.
Less a bit of powder sticking to sides on way down.
Me happy.
My Insurance.
Once I paid to payout figure.
Premiums drop to cover profits and devaluation of $$.
I have pre paid, lucky me I will get a full refund.