Many of the Nomads travel with their pets and we are no exception. Our pet is a rather large cat named Billy, booking into a particular caravan park and whilst talking to the caretaker we mentioned our boy, he says that he loves cats and asked to meet Bill. Was quiet amazed at the size of him, as the day wore on I started getting a few smirky smiles and waves and thought this is a bit weird and unbeknown to me the caretaker had told fellow travelers that the lady in the van has a really big pussy, to cut a long story short I  didn't get much sleep that night as I was frightened some one might come a knocking on my door to see my big pussy LOL. The moral of this story is to be aware if you travel with a cat be careful who you expose your pussy to. I must admit, made a good happy hour topic. (The caretaker is a bit of a character, we all had a good laugh in the end.) Bessie.

Hi Bessie,

Have you been on the Turps Tonight.  Or are you late with April fools day.

I'm a mountain man myself,  and I love mountain woman. OOP'S, That should be country ladies.  Look out Lambie's  out to get me again. I hate that rollin pin.

I can tell its not going to be a good weekend.

Regards Jim & Basher (Lambie)

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Hi Bessie,

Have you been on the Turps Tonight.  Or are you late with April fools day.

I'm a mountain man myself,  and I love mountain woman. OOP'S, That should be country ladies.  Look out Lambie's  out to get me again. I hate that rollin pin.

I can tell its not going to be a good weekend.

Regards Jim & Basher (Lambie)

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 Hi Jim, no turps, no April fools joke, the real deal, I cannot tell a lie, but I can say I'm really glad that I am not a mountain woman, LOL Bessie

Mrs Slocome from Are you Being Served.

Was always having trouble with her Pussy   

There's more than a few large cracks in your story Bessie....however isn't it just great when one of our female members gets down and dirty with us blokes..lol.....
Personally I'm no longer under the influence of the hairy lassoo as I once was.....I now find gold more alluring,.... than a trip to Tuna Town........lmao...thanks for making me laugh anyways....you should consider changing your Avatar to 'Pussy Galore'......Hoo Roo

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There's more than a few large cracks in your story Bessie....however isn't it just great when one of our female members gets down and dirty with us blokes..lol.....
Personally I'm no longer under the influence of the hairy lassoo as I once was.....I now find gold more alluring,.... than a trip to Tuna Town........lmao...thanks for making me laugh anyways....you should consider changing your Avatar to 'Pussy Galore'......Hoo Roo

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 Thanks Goldfinger, that was my intention, for us to have a good laugh, l hope this story does not offend any of our Nomads, the funny thing  is that it really did happen. Enjoy your metal detecting, might see you in the goldfields one day as my Hubbie and I are metal detectors from wayback, it's a great hobbie. Bessie.

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There's more than a few large cracks in your story Bessie....however isn't it just great when one of our female members gets down and dirty with us blokes..lol.....
Personally I'm no longer under the influence of the hairy lassoo as I once was.....I now find gold more alluring,.... than a trip to Tuna Town........lmao...thanks for making me laugh anyways....you should consider changing your Avatar to 'Pussy Galore'......Hoo Roo

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 Thanks Goldfinger, that was my intention, for us to have a good laugh, l hope this story does not offend any of our Nomads, the funny thing  is that it really did happen. Enjoy your metal detecting, might see you in the goldfields one day as my Hubbie and I are metal detectors from wayback, it's a great hobbie. Bessie.

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Hi Bessie & Goldfinger,

I just turned on the GN's web site.

We sat down to breakie.  Lambie is watching the morning news and I burst into uncontrollable laughter. Then I copped it again. 

Lambie going to take my lap top for a whole week.

Now  I have to apologise  For my bad Comment. I'm Sorry Bessie Please forgive me for my bad behaviour. But Its still so FUNNY.

Regards Jim

Good stuff Bessie. A damn good laugh is always welcome.

I reckon the old "Afro Doughnut " has been a topic of conversation since time began.

Thanks everybody, I am totally lost for words, never ever happened before, EVER, my Hubbie who l blame for this true story, thought it would make an interesting topic, won't stop laughing, my kids won't talk to me, (true story) and I have now ruined my reputation, oh well. Bessie

You didn't ruin your reputation Bessie. It was a lovely tale, a bit tongue in cheek and very humorous.

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You didn't ruin your reputation Bessie. It was a lovely tale, a bit tongue in cheek and very humorous.

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I personally found it all too hard to get my tongue around as well.......one of the truly great moments on G/N's.....a little Coitus never Hoitus!....... Hoo Roo

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Ripper story Bessie,ya gave me and the cook good laugh,keep up the good work and ya might get a rep as the forum comedian

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 Thanks guys, only if the pays good. Bessie

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I personally found it all too hard to get my tongue around as well.......

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 As Sean Connery said "You are a cunning linguist aren't you."  :)