An Airplane was about to crash with Trump on board.......
goldfinger said
10:14 AM Mar 18, 2016
<A 'current' variation on a version I had heard before>
An Airplane was about to tragically crash, there were 5 passengers on board....but only 4 parachutes.....
The first passenger , Holly Madison, said "I have my own Reality Show and I am the prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die."
She took the first pack and immediately jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator and a highly decorated war hero from an elite Navy Unit from the United States of Ahhhmericaa"
With that he grabbed the second pack and immediately jumped.
The third passenger Donald Trump, said, "I'm going to be the next President of the United States of Ahhhmericaa and I'm the smartest man in our great country
and I will make Ahhhmericaa great again"...so he immediately grabbed the pack next to him and pushing the remaining passengers aside..jumped out....
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said the fifth passenger, a 10 year old trembling girl, "I have lived a long and most fulfilling life and served my God as best I could
I will happily sacrifice my life for someone who has their full life ahead of them, and let you have the last parachute..."
The little girl said " That's okay Mr Graham there is still a parachute left for you...the smartest man in the World jumped, wearing my Schoolbag".........
Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Friday 18th of March 2016 10:15:16 AM
jules47 said
11:26 AM Mar 18, 2016
LMAO!!!!
Pamela G said
11:27 AM Mar 18, 2016
If Only
Felicia said
05:58 PM Mar 18, 2016
Agree with Pamela.
Lynda
Hey Jim said
11:17 PM Mar 18, 2016
We agree with Felicia,
Jim
Desert Dweller said
06:04 AM Mar 19, 2016
Has Australia got a fixation on the US? Obama still has 10 months in office to go! It's gonna be a long ride to OUR next President.
dorian said
07:58 AM Mar 19, 2016
ISTM that every time the Americans elect a rabid, chest beating, bible bashing Republican Pharisee to the White House, their allies end up fighting another war. The fact that they haven't won a war since 1945, or that Jesus was a socialist pacifist, seems to have eluded them. Essentially the US president is our president, too. Hence our fixation with this American farce. I enjoyed the joke, though.
goldfinger said
10:32 AM Mar 19, 2016
Unfortunately like our own Palmer, these spin Doctors only show their true colours,..and I don't mean red white and blue...AFTER they are elected....they have worked out the simple truth
that to be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow you...we laugh at claims by hair restorers, yet fall for election promises every time.....we will all need more than
parachutes if both Trump and his 'hair' are indeed elected...a fool and his money are soon elected...Hoo Roo
dorian said
10:41 AM Mar 19, 2016
American politics in a nutshell ...
"Trump is not stupid. He just knows how to talk to stupid people".
"Americans are voting with their middle finger."
BTW, goldfinger, I love your sig. If I wasn't so bitter, I would use it myself.
-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 19th of March 2016 10:45:43 AM
blissonwheels said
11:21 AM Mar 19, 2016
Ever wondered what happened to Dennis the Menace when he got older?
"Trump is not stupid. He just knows how to talk to stupid people".
"Americans are voting with their middle finger."
BTW, goldfinger, I love your sig. If I wasn't so bitter, I would use it myself.
-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 19th of March 2016 10:45:43 AM
My view too.
Bruce and Bev said
11:32 PM Mar 19, 2016
I agree with the last comment by Dorian.
If in fact he does become President, the "system" and the two houses of elected Reps will force him to tow the line mostly - it will just be his XXXXL mouth that will cause problems and even make the North Koreans look savvy by comparision
<A 'current' variation on a version I had heard before>
An Airplane was about to tragically crash, there were 5 passengers on board....but only 4 parachutes.....
The first passenger , Holly Madison, said "I have my own Reality Show and I am the prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die."
She took the first pack and immediately jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator and a highly decorated war hero from an elite Navy Unit from the United States of Ahhhmericaa"
With that he grabbed the second pack and immediately jumped.
The third passenger Donald Trump, said, "I'm going to be the next President of the United States of Ahhhmericaa and I'm the smartest man in our great country
and I will make Ahhhmericaa great again"...so he immediately grabbed the pack next to him and pushing the remaining passengers aside..jumped out....
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said the fifth passenger, a 10 year old trembling girl, "I have lived a long and most fulfilling life and served my God as best I could
I will happily sacrifice my life for someone who has their full life ahead of them, and let you have the last parachute..."
The little girl said " That's okay Mr Graham there is still a parachute left for you...the smartest man in the World jumped, wearing my Schoolbag".........
Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Friday 18th of March 2016 10:15:16 AM
Lynda
We agree with Felicia,
Jim
that to be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow you...we laugh at claims by hair restorers, yet fall for election promises every time.....we will all need more than
parachutes if both Trump and his 'hair' are indeed elected...a fool and his money are soon elected...Hoo Roo
American politics in a nutshell ...
"Trump is not stupid. He just knows how to talk to stupid people".
"Americans are voting with their middle finger."
BTW, goldfinger, I love your sig. If I wasn't so bitter, I would use it myself.
-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 19th of March 2016 10:45:43 AM
Ever wondered what happened to Dennis the Menace when he got older?
Cheers,
Bliss on Wheels
My view too.
If in fact he does become President, the "system" and the two houses of elected Reps will force him to tow the line mostly - it will just be his XXXXL mouth that will cause problems and even make the North Koreans look savvy by comparision