A sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologists Office: "Dr Jones, at your cervix.;
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.;
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.;
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.;
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.;
At a Tyre Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout.;
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.;
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.;
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.;
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.;
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.;
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!;
A sign outside a shop; Push. If that doesnt workPull. If that doesnt work...We must be closed.
Outside a pub; Todays offer: Buy any 2 Drinks and pay for them both.
Outside a Library; Library is closed until opening time.
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.;
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.;
Beside a computer; Every time you make a typo, the errorists win
Outside an Ice cream shop; I Scream, You Scream, The Police Come, Its Awkward.
In a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.; Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
On another Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
DMaxer said
06:11 PM Mar 6, 2016
I saw one over in the west at a windscreen repair shop. It just said "Come on in and show us your crack."
goldfinger said
07:06 PM Mar 6, 2016
.<Local Bakery>.......Try our pies...you'll never get better......
Plus a true story....when I was a mere lad in Queensland every Butcher Shop invariably had a sign which stated boldly : 'NO EXPECTORATING IN THIS SHOP'.....I really believed it had
something to do with women becoming pregnant, or expectant mothers being banned for some reason.......and it wasn't something I felt comfortable asking anyone about including my
mother.....it just kinda' sounded so sordid!...I was only 7 years old......Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Sunday 6th of March 2016 07:19:55 PM
-- Edited by goldfinger on Sunday 6th of March 2016 07:25:03 PM
valiant81 said
07:07 PM Mar 6, 2016
Hi all;
I installed television antennas many years ago, anyway had my van painted up with the slogan......Television antennas installed, best erections in town !!!
Dhutime said
11:40 PM Mar 13, 2016
On the back of Albany Curtains van :
Caution Blind man driving .
Dhutime
The Phantom said
03:55 PM Mar 14, 2016
I saw an arborist's truck heading along Murray Street in Perth some time back. The sign proclaimed "Tree Wise Men"
A sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologists Office: "Dr Jones, at your cervix.;
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.;
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.;
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.;
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.;
At a Tyre Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout.;
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.;
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.;
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.;
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.;
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.;
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!;
A sign outside a shop; Push. If that doesnt workPull. If that doesnt work...We must be closed.
Outside a pub; Todays offer: Buy any 2 Drinks and pay for them both.
Outside a Library; Library is closed until opening time.
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.;
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.;
Beside a computer; Every time you make a typo, the errorists win
Outside an Ice cream shop; I Scream, You Scream, The Police Come, Its Awkward.
In a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.;
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
On another Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
I saw one over in the west at a windscreen repair shop. It just said "Come on in and show us your crack."
.<Local Bakery>.......Try our pies...you'll never get better......
Plus a true story....when I was a mere lad in Queensland every Butcher Shop invariably had a sign which stated boldly : 'NO EXPECTORATING IN THIS SHOP'.....I really believed it had
something to do with women becoming pregnant, or expectant mothers being banned for some reason.......and it wasn't something I felt comfortable asking anyone about including my
mother.....it just kinda' sounded so sordid!...I was only 7 years old......Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Sunday 6th of March 2016 07:19:55 PM
-- Edited by goldfinger on Sunday 6th of March 2016 07:25:03 PM
Hi all;
I installed television antennas many years ago, anyway had my van painted up with the slogan......Television antennas installed, best erections in town !!!
Caution Blind man driving .
Dhutime
I saw an arborist's truck heading along Murray Street in Perth some time back. The sign proclaimed "Tree Wise Men"
The Phantom