Aussie Paul.
Says it all and well put
I was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where I was going at that time of night.
I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,As well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" I replied, "That would be my wife."
Mmmmmm, I reckon I have AOD. Wonder if there's a pill for that
Dougwe wrote:Mmmmmm, I reckon I have AOD. Wonder if there's a pill for that
".............well if you dont find a pill you will not survive"..................surely someone will find you one
Aussie Paul.
-- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 27th of February 2016 04:01:27 PM
Says it all and well put
-- Edited by Bryan on Saturday 27th of February 2016 03:15:53 PM
I was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where I was going at that time of night.
I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
As well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
I replied, "That would be my wife."
Mmmmmm, I reckon I have AOD. Wonder if there's a pill for that
".............well if you dont find a pill you will not survive"..................surely someone will find you one
And the letter writer to the newspaper is a cynic with a dry sense of humour