I bought a bracket for the van today that they said required simple assembly.
I got it home and got out the instructions - it seems straight forward enough but............
Can someone help please?
Cheers - John
Dougwe said
09:21 AM Feb 16, 2016
Rocky the problem is your are a very intelligent person and I tell you that for free. You need to be a simple person to read simple instructions. Maybe if you got a DISstruction book from Emanual.
Sorry mate.
None of that pic makes any sense to me at all maybe if you tell us what it is for perhaps.
johnno48 said
09:34 AM Feb 16, 2016
Lol, I have seen this somewhere befofe
greyhoundtom said
09:47 AM Feb 16, 2016
In my day that diagram would be handed to an apprentice to go and get one at the local hardware store, and be told to be sure the right nuts were included.
Brooksy48 said
09:56 AM Feb 16, 2016
I think you have been "screwed".
Leather Tech said
11:40 AM Feb 16, 2016
Start drilling 3 x 8 1/4 whitworth hex holes in upper right bottem corner of van.
Peter
Magnarc said
12:05 PM Feb 16, 2016
Rocky, my main man it is fairly obvious mate, the convobulator needs to be inserted in the fuffoo valve sideways giving a maximum clearance of 0000.1 of a clacker. This will allow a degree of movement in the schlacken tappet which will enable it to be screwed more securely.
Should you require any further advice do not hesitate to ask the Phantom.
-- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 16th of February 2016 12:06:29 PM
brickies said
12:35 PM Feb 16, 2016
The two outside bolts are left hand tread and the middle one is a left right out tread
The Phantom said
01:32 PM Feb 16, 2016
That probably comes from the same stable as this one
Geez, that had me going for a bit - just got my glasses back from an optician today after the frame was repaired (after I sat on them last week ) and wondered if they did something to the lenses as well. Then I noticed who the OP was ... 'nuf said!!
My eyes are still pointing in different directions.
Cheers
Joe
-- Edited by Joe50 on Wednesday 17th of February 2016 12:17:04 AM
ramblegambol said
12:21 PM Feb 17, 2016
Really Rocky, thought you would be able to assemble this without needing a swamp throttle eliminator. Suggest you use simple ocker bolts and a non rusty tool to fix this in seconds! RambleGambol
Gday...
I bought a bracket for the van today that they said required simple assembly.
I got it home and got out the instructions - it seems straight forward enough but............
Can someone help please?
Cheers - John
Sorry mate.
None of that pic makes any sense to me at all maybe if you tell us what it is for perhaps.
Peter
Rocky, my main man it is fairly obvious mate, the convobulator needs to be inserted in the fuffoo valve sideways giving a maximum clearance of 0000.1 of a clacker. This will allow a degree of movement in the schlacken tappet which will enable it to be screwed more securely.
Should you require any further advice do not hesitate to ask the Phantom.
-- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 16th of February 2016 12:06:29 PM
That probably comes from the same stable as this one
The Phantom
Escher is one of my favourite artists.
http://www.mcescher.com/gallery/impossible-constructions
Geez, that had me going for a bit - just got my glasses back from an optician today after the frame was repaired (after I sat on them last week
) and wondered if they did something to the lenses as well. Then I noticed who the OP was ... 'nuf said!! 
My eyes are still pointing in different directions.
Cheers
Joe
-- Edited by Joe50 on Wednesday 17th of February 2016 12:17:04 AM
thought you would be able to assemble this without needing a swamp throttle eliminator.
Suggest you use simple ocker bolts and a non rusty tool to fix this in seconds!
RambleGambol
Well Rocky id take it back it's not the full goods cheers
Should be in jokes John.
It's like "jake the peg" eh.
I think you should be asking Maurits Cornelis Escher rather than us.