The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland, 
seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees 
from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said,

I have to ask you this:

"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"

"I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords,

supported  Collingwood, and I voted for Tony Abbott."