What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said
about what.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child.
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat
down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink
facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said
about what.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child.
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
That's very deep, BG - I've often wondered about what men think about when they stare off into space, especially with a beer in hand.
I too get some deep thinking done occasionally but then often interrupted by someone saying have you done such and such?
so back into it hey?
frank
Very true BG.
We get a lot of bulls??t on here at times, but that is just straight out true. ! ! !
Cold beer and pretty girls !!!
Gday...
I think you just described the Philippines
Cheers - John
Both readily available here, but really, anywhere !!
What a bloody gem well done son cheers