Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." You didn't really believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?
KFT said
10:41 PM Aug 18, 2015
oh you are awful
but I like you
hehehe
landy said
11:03 PM Aug 18, 2015
It made me smile.
03_Troopy said
07:05 AM Aug 19, 2015
haha good one landy. Do you know how to catch Polar Bears?
First you dig a big hole in the ice.
Then you get a pack of frozen peas.
You place the peas around the hole you dug.
When the bear comes down for a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
landy said
11:10 AM Aug 20, 2015
Oh So they were surprise pee's Troopy Landy
-- Edited by landy on Thursday 20th of August 2015 11:12:43 AM
03_Troopy said
11:14 AM Aug 20, 2015
landy wrote:
Oh So they were surprise pee's Troopy Landy
-- Edited by landy on Thursday 20th of August 2015 11:12:43 AM
hahaha definitely..
Plain Truth said
05:22 PM Aug 23, 2015
I think they were Birdseyes Peas to kick a Polar Bear in the Icehole
Where do they go?
Wonder no more !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You didn't really believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?
but I like you
hehehe
First you dig a big hole in the ice.
Then you get a pack of frozen peas.
You place the peas around the hole you dug.
When the bear comes down for a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
Landy
-- Edited by landy on Thursday 20th of August 2015 11:12:43 AM
hahaha definitely..
I think they were Birdseyes Peas to kick a Polar Bear in the Icehole