With the budget coming out tonight can someone help me to hide my spare million so i wont lose the $200 per week i get for the part pension.Any ideas will help.
Big Gorilla said
04:31 PM May 12, 2015
Give it to me !!!
done dreaming said
04:33 PM May 12, 2015
banana,s!!!!!
03_Troopy said
04:40 PM May 12, 2015
Done Dreamin, I don't think you've done dreamin yet
Dougwe said
04:49 PM May 12, 2015
I have a spare drawer!
done dreaming said
05:00 PM May 12, 2015
Someone suggested i invest it into an ice shipment to Indonesia but i didn,t think they used esky's over there.
JackieP said
05:09 PM May 12, 2015
I can safely hide it for you....heaps of space under my bed so please send it in small bills
Happywanderer said
07:14 PM May 12, 2015
I've got good hiding places in my van if you want to catch up.
Bruce and Bev said
08:50 PM May 12, 2015
to save your poor shoulders and back carting all those suitcases of cash, you can just DD it to my off-shore a/c - and I will make sure I get you a case of rum sent back from the Bahamas LOL
keiron said
09:01 PM May 12, 2015
Get serious and give it to Joe Hockey, we all know the country needs all the help we can give it.
ballast2 said
10:38 PM May 12, 2015
G'day Please sir can I have some
Cheers
madaboutled said
10:45 PM May 12, 2015
I really wish like others I had your problem, but this might be worth a shot.
No doubt you would have some Credit cards (not to be mistaken for Debit cards), you could put these into a + credit balance rather than a neg balance. I believe CL only asks whats in your Bank Accounts and aren't interested in what's in or on your Credit Card accounts unless they are linked to a bank savings or cheque account.
Failing that, just give it to me then it will be my problem.
gandk said
07:06 AM May 13, 2015
Send it to Indonesia as I see their pension has been cut from $600 million something to $300 million something. Poor things
done dreaming said
08:44 AM May 13, 2015
Thank all and sundry for your ideas.I am shattered as my wife has just pointed out it is monopoly money and she won't let me play any more.
Bruce and Bev said
10:15 AM May 13, 2015
Les, with the exception of 1-2 who responded to your 1st post, we all realized it was totally tongue in cheek humour - and we enjoyed it
Now off to have my breakfast of gum leaves and grubs washed down by puddles of rain water. The scrounge the wheelie bins for dinner.
Cupie said
02:22 PM May 13, 2015
madaboutled wrote:
I really wish like others I had your problem, but this might be worth a shot.
No doubt you would have some Credit cards (not to be mistaken for Debit cards), you could put these into a + credit balance rather than a neg balance. I believe CL only asks whats in your Bank Accounts and aren't interested in what's in or on your Credit Card accounts unless they are linked to a bank savings or cheque account.
Failing that, just give it to me then it will be my problem.
Something in that comment.
I have on occasion pondered whether your assets can be reduced by taking into account any debts. Must ask my Financial Adviser to report.
Have never got serious about the issue as we have no significant debts since retirement.
BTW ONE million is not enough. I could make a hole in that on overseas first class travel.
With the budget coming out tonight can someone help me to hide my spare million so i wont lose the $200 per week i get for the part pension.Any ideas will help.
Give it to me !!!
banana,s!!!!!
Get serious and give it to Joe Hockey, we all know the country needs all the help we can give it.
Cheers
I really wish like others I had your problem, but this might be worth a shot.
No doubt you would have some Credit cards (not to be mistaken for Debit cards), you could put these into a + credit balance rather than a neg balance. I believe CL only asks whats in your Bank Accounts and aren't interested in what's in or on your Credit Card accounts unless they are linked to a bank savings or cheque account.
Failing that, just give it to me then it will be my problem.
Now off to have my breakfast of gum leaves and grubs washed down by puddles of rain water. The scrounge the wheelie bins for dinner.
Something in that comment.
I have on occasion pondered whether your assets can be reduced by taking into account any debts. Must ask my Financial Adviser to report.
Have never got serious about the issue as we have no significant debts since retirement.
BTW ONE million is not enough. I could make a hole in that on overseas first class travel.