4 FACTS

These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful.

A wise person once said: 

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

AND

4. I haven't verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit. 

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.