Coulda been a hell of a lot worse with a Kiwi involved

hahahahaahah....
I googled KIWI on google images... all i found was a pic of a chook with a big bum.....

talking to an naturalist (no, youre thinking of a nudist) and she told me that research had found that kangaroos only started hopping up and down nervously and bounding away when white convict males were sent to this UK penal colony LOL