If you are a senior You will understand this one; If you deal with seniors, This should help you understand them A little better, And if you are not a senior yet........ God willing, someday you will be......
The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant Where the 'seniors' special' was Two eggs, bacon, hash browns And toast for $2.99.. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 Because you're ordering a la carte,' The waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for Not taking the eggs?' My wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..
'How do you want your eggs?' The waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home And baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around The block more than once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Even non-seniors will appreciate it!
-- Edited by shekon on Thursday 4th of December 2014 09:59:12 AM
shekon said
09:59 AM Dec 4, 2014
Sorry I copied it from an email and not sure how to re-adjust it all. Hope you can all read it.
Baz421 said
10:51 PM Dec 4, 2014
My contribution tonight....
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.
So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun..."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
-- Edited by shekon on Thursday 4th of December 2014 09:59:12 AM
My contribution tonight....
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.
So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun..."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
You know you're going to send this one on.
Don't ever mess with old people!