Article from Ross Bilton - The Weekend Australian Magazine...
Shreddies: What is it ? A range of flatulence filtering underwear.
Pull The Other One: No, really. It's a serious product, using serious technology. The back of the undies contains a thin panel of Zorflex, which filters out the noxious smells.
Zorflex ? : It's a type of cloth made of activated carbon. It was originally developed for use in chemical warfare suits.
So it can handle a little hottie then? : Absolutely. In fact the hottie - aka the "silent but deadly" - is a perfect match. Because until these undies incorporate noise-cancelling technology too, they can't hope to disguise a ripper.
Verdict: The acid test was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, drinking beer and parping. Not one word of complaint from the missus. Is this every bloke's holy grail, or what?
(Priced from $40 on myshreddies.com )
Big Gorilla said
06:12 PM Nov 7, 2014
Will you be the first to try it Vic and give us a report ?
aussie_paul said
06:14 PM Nov 7, 2014
Vic41 wrote:
Article from Ross Bilton - The Weekend Australian Magazine...
Shreddies: What is it ? A range of flatulence filtering underwear.
Pull The Other One: No, really. It's a serious product, using serious technology. The back of the undies contains a thin panel of Zorflex, which filters out the noxious smells.
Zorflex ? : It's a type of cloth made of activated carbon. It was originally developed for use in chemical warfare suits.
So it can handle a little hottie then? : Absolutely. In fact the hottie - aka the "silent but deadly" - is a perfect match. Because until these undies incorporate noise-cancelling technology too, they can't hope to disguise a ripper.
Verdict: The acid test was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, drinking beer and parping. Not one word of complaint from the missus. Is this every bloke's holy grail, or what?
(Priced from $40 on myshreddies.com )
Was she in another room Vic??
Aussie Paul.
Rob49 said
07:11 PM Nov 7, 2014
I guess the important thing is do they come with ear muffs? Are they stain resistant? or are they colour coded? Also what do they actually "shred"?
Vic41 said
09:15 PM Nov 7, 2014
BG: Too expensive for this poor old pensioner....
AP: If she was she must have been blown there, probably wondered where the breeze was coming from
Rob: The mind boggles....
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of November 2014 02:04:13 AM
aussie_paul said
09:50 PM Nov 7, 2014
You lot sure are a bit of a worry, no wonder I fit in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aussie Paul.
Vic41 said
02:03 AM Nov 8, 2014
aussie_paul wrote:
You lot sure are a bit of a worry, no wonder I fit in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our underwear is discreet, offering the wearer added assurance that nobody will be able to tell you are wearing anything other than regular underwear.
... but the recommended farting posture is a dead giveaway:
To avoid flatulence escaping around the filter we recommend that you stand with your legs together and try to let your wind out slowly. When sitting, keep your knees together and sit upright so that flatulence cannot escape forward. If your shreddies fit correctly and you ensure that your flatulence passes through the rear panel all odour will be removed.
GaryKelly said
07:53 AM Nov 8, 2014
No wonder all those pics of GNs at Greens have everyone sitting outside.
bill12 said
08:04 AM Nov 8, 2014
I don,t mind the smell as it kills all the insects and other crawlies in my van.Besides , wherever you be, let your wind run free........
Our underwear is discreet, offering the wearer added assurance that nobody will be able to tell you are wearing anything other than regular underwear.
... but the recommended farting posture is a dead giveaway:
To avoid flatulence escaping around the filter we recommend that you stand with your legs together and try to let your wind out slowly. When sitting, keep your knees together and sit upright so that flatulence cannot escape forward. If your shreddies fit correctly and you ensure that your flatulence passes through the rear panel all odour will be removed.
It would also make it squeaky, I am sure some of us have heard the saying, "there is nothing worse than the agonising scream of a trapped fart"...
bill12 said
01:03 PM Nov 8, 2014
The pollies reckon the greenhouse effectis caused by millions of cattle and other vegetarians farting. The moral is eat more meat! If a bull farts in a field , do we smell it?.........
Gundog said
04:57 PM Nov 8, 2014
wherever you may be let your wind go free, it's best to fart and stink a little, than bust your arse and be a cripple.
Cloak said
08:18 PM Nov 8, 2014
The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of
the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How
embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the
Archbishop, and after a moment, added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
dorian said
06:46 AM Nov 9, 2014
Gundog wrote:
wherever you may be let your wind go free, it's best to fart and stink a little, than bust your arse and be a cripple.
Dr Hilary Jones advises that flatulence is 'better out than in'.
dorian said
07:11 AM Nov 9, 2014
Vic41 wrote:
It would also make it squeaky, I am sure some of us have heard the saying, "there is nothing worse than the agonising scream of a trapped fart"...
Now that you've mentioned it, a gas mask based on activated carbon removes gases by adsorbing the molecules. It is not a chemical reaction.
Activated charcoal is good at trapping carbon-based impurities ("organic" chemicals), as well as things like chlorine. Many other chemicals are not attracted to carbon at all -- sodium and nitrates, to name a couple -- so they pass right through. This means that an activated-charcoal filter will remove certain impurities while ignoring others. It also means that, once all of the bonding sites are filled, an activated charcoal filter stops working. At that point you must replace the filter.
Instead of replacing your Shreddies once they become saturated, you are supposed to wash them in sodium bicarbonate solution (baking soda). This begs the question, does the laundering process release a week's worth of trapped farts all at once?
Article from Ross Bilton - The Weekend Australian Magazine...
Shreddies: What is it ? A range of flatulence filtering underwear.
Pull The Other One: No, really. It's a serious product, using serious technology. The back of the undies contains a thin panel of Zorflex, which filters out the noxious smells.
Zorflex ? : It's a type of cloth made of activated carbon. It was originally developed for use in chemical warfare suits.
So it can handle a little hottie then? : Absolutely. In fact the hottie - aka the "silent but deadly" - is a perfect match. Because until these undies incorporate noise-cancelling technology too, they can't hope to disguise a ripper.
Verdict: The acid test was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, drinking beer and parping. Not one word of complaint from the missus. Is this every bloke's holy grail, or what?
(Priced from $40 on myshreddies.com )
Will you be the first to try it Vic and give us a report ?
Was she in another room Vic??
Aussie Paul.
I guess the important thing is do they come with ear muffs? Are they stain resistant? or are they colour coded?
Also what do they actually "shred"?
BG: Too expensive for this poor old pensioner....
AP: If she was she must have been blown there, probably wondered where the breeze was coming from
Rob: The mind boggles....
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of November 2014 02:04:13 AM
You lot sure are a bit of a worry, no wonder I fit in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aussie Paul.
The manufacturer claims that ...
... but the recommended farting posture is a dead giveaway:
Very, very true Gary Kelly!!!!!
......for holding your wind could be the death of thee.....
I thought this thread might get interesting !!
It would also make it squeaky, I am sure some of us have heard the saying, "there is nothing worse than the agonising scream of a trapped fart"...
the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How
embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the
Archbishop, and after a moment, added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."
Now that you've mentioned it, a gas mask based on activated carbon removes gases by adsorbing the molecules. It is not a chemical reaction.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/gas-mask2.htm
Instead of replacing your Shreddies once they become saturated, you are supposed to wash them in sodium bicarbonate solution (baking soda). This begs the question, does the laundering process release a week's worth of trapped farts all at once?