I was sitting , down by the beach, at Horseshoe bay, Magnetic island, watching the sunset with a cleansing Ale, when one of those dastardly Drop bears attacked a backpacker , and ran off, climbing a nearby tree. This sent the backpackers into a frenzy, and camera flashes made the poor koala just get more disorientated, and just climb down and chase them off.Must be masochists , these backpackers. I must admit, it was fairly entertaianing to watch.  You,ve to watch out for them Drop Bears...........

Could be worse, we could have drop Wombats, the weight of his backside would be enough to lay you out!

Well that explains why the backpackers keep parking very close to my caravan.