Number 9 -
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 -
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 -
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Number 5 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Number 4 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Stay away from natural foods 'cause most people die of natural causes ..
Number 1 -
Stay away from natural foods 'cause most people die of natural causes ..
not too early eh .. I'm still waking up ..
cheers
if your still waking up you better cut the H--ny bit out,
Gee Dave .. I can't even spell it .. leave alone ...............................
Love 'em all Jon...but number 3 is my favourite
Travel Bug wrote:Love 'em all Jon...but number 3 is my favourite
Oh Pam .. I had a dilemma with that one .. knew it started with a "W" .. Weather or Women ? .. hehe .. I'm outa here before you throw sumfin' ...
Luv that Jon a lot of Truths there.
Cheers Kev.
.. I gotta tread careful now Kev .. there's no back door here ..
Good'n Jon!
Jonathan wrote:Travel Bug wrote:Love 'em all Jon...but number 3 is my favourite Oh Pam .. I had a dilemma with that one .. knew it started with a "W" .. Weather or Women ? .. hehe .. I'm outa here before you throw sumfin' ...
Ha! Ha! Ha!...Chicken...
Very good Jon. Gave us a laugh.
neilnruth wrote:.. Gave us a laugh.
.. Gave us a laugh.
You're very welcome .. Light-hearted is good ! .. ta !
Number 9 -
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 -
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 -
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
not too early eh .. I'm still waking up ..
cheers
if your still waking up you better cut the H--ny bit out,
Gee Dave .. I can't even spell it .. leave alone ...............................
Love 'em all Jon...but number 3 is my favourite
Oh Pam .. I had a dilemma with that one .. knew it started with a "W" .. Weather or Women ? .. hehe .. I'm outa here before you throw sumfin' ...
Luv that Jon a lot of Truths there.
Cheers Kev.
.. I gotta tread careful now Kev .. there's no back door here ..
Good'n Jon!
Ha! Ha! Ha!...Chicken...
Very good Jon. Gave us a laugh.
You're very welcome .. Light-hearted is good ! .. ta !