*David Mason is a US writer and professor, and poet laureate of Colorado.*
*Australia . .. . an American's view*
'Value what you have and don't give it away.'
There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a
visiting American, says David Mason. More often than you might expect,
Australian friends patiently listening to me enthuse about their
country have said, ''We need outsiders like you to remind us what we have.''
So here it is -- a small presumptuous list of what one foreigner
admires in Oz.
*1._Health care_.*
I know the controversies, but basic national health care is a gift.
In America, medical expenses are a leading cause of bankruptcy.
The drug companies dominate politics and advertising.
Obama is being crucified for taking halting baby steps towards sanity.
You can't turn on the TV without hours of drug advertisements -
something I have never seen here, yet.
And your emphasis on prevention -- making cigarettes less accessible,
for one -- is a model.
*2._Food._*
Yes, we have great food in America too, especially in the big cities.
But your bread is less sweet, your lamb is cheaper, and your
supermarket vegetables and fruits are fresher than ours.
Too often in my country an apple is a ball of pulp as big as your
face.
The dainty Pink Lady apples of Oz are the juiciest I've had.
And don't get me started on coffee.
In American small towns it tastes like water flavoured with burnt
dirt, but the smallest shop in the smallest town in Oz can make a
first-rate latte.
I love your ubiquitous bakeries, your hot-cross buns. Shall I go on?
*3._Language._*
How do you do it?
The rhyming slang and Aboriginal place names are like magic spells.
Words that seem vaguely English yet also resemble an argot from
another planet.
I love the way institutional names get turned into diminutives --
Vinnie's and Salvos -- and absolutely nothing's sacred.
Everything's an opportunity for word games and everyone's a nickname.
Lingo makes the world go round.
It's the spontaneous wit of the people that tickles me most.
Late one night at a barbie my new mate Suds remarked, ''Nothing's the
same since 24-7.'' Amen.
*4._Free-to-air TV_.*
In Oz, you buy a TV, plug it in and watch some of the best programming
I've ever seen -- uncensored.
In America, you can't get diddly-squat without paying a cable or
satellite company heavy fees.
In Oz a few channels make it hard to choose.
In America, you've got 400 channels and nothing to watch.
*5._Small shops_.*
Outside the big cities in America corporations have nearly erased
them.
Identical malls with identical restaurants serving inferior food.
Except for geography, it's hard to tell one American town from
another.
The ''take-away'' culture here is wonderful.
Human encounters are real -- stirring happens, stories get told.
The curries are to die for. And you don't have to tip!
*6._Free camping._*
We used to have this too, and I guess it's still free when you
backpack miles away from the roads.
But I love the fact that in Oz everyone owns the shore and in many
places you can pull up a camper van and stare at the sea for weeks.
I love the ''primitive'' and independent campgrounds, the life out of
doors.
The few idiots who leave their stubbies and rubbish behind in these
pristine places ought to be transported in chains.
*7._Religion._*
In America, it's everywhere -- especially where it's not supposed to
be, like politics.
I imagine you have your Pharisees too, making a big public show of
devotion, but I have yet to meet one here.
*8._Roads._*
Peak hour aside, I've found travel on your roads pure heaven.
My country's ''freeways'' are crowded, crumbling, insanely knotted
with looping overpasses -- it's like racing homicidal maniacs on
fraying spaghetti.
I've taken the Hume without stress, and I love the Princes Highway
when it's two lanes.
Ninety minutes south of Bateman's Bay I was sorry to see one billboard
for a McDonald's.
It's blocking a lovely paddock view. Someone should remove it.
*9._Real multiculturalism_.*
I know there are tensions, just like anywhere else, but I love the
distinctiveness of your communities and the way you publicly
acknowledge the Aboriginal past.
Recently, too, I spent quality time with Melbourne Greeks, and was
gratified both by their devotion to their own great language and
culture and their openness to an Afghan lunch.
*10._Fewer guns_.*
You had Port Arthur in 1996 and got real in response.
America replicates such massacres several times a year and nothing
changes.
Why?
Our religion of individual rights makes the good of the community an
impossible dream.
Instead of mateship we have ''It's mine and nobody else's'.'
We talk a great game about freedom, but too often live in fear.
There's more to say - your kaleidoscopic birds, your perfumed bush in
springtime, your vast beaches.
These are just a few blessings that make Australia a rarity.
Of course, it's not paradise -- nowhere is -- but I love it here.
No need to wave flags like Americans and add to the world's windiness.
Just value what you have and stop giving it away.
aussietraveller said
11:37 AM Jul 31, 2014
Thanks for posting this Redlander we so often just take for granted this absolutely awesome country we live in and it helps to have someone from another country remind us of just how great Australia is when compared to another country like the USA.
Woody n Sue said
12:18 PM Jul 31, 2014
Den & Sue It sure is great to read your take on Oz you make a lot of good points especially the last one " just value what you have and stop giving it away "
We certainly have a good dose of freedoms here, the Aussie sense of humour and slang is pretty unique and enjoyed enthusiastically especially around a BBQ or outback fire with a few beers, having been to the US the food here is to die for compared to some of what was presented to us over there,but I guess that I could say that about some other countries that I have been to also so I won't go there any further glad you enjoyed your trip here wish I had run into you for a chat if you are still here enjoy it and invite more of your mates over here to enjoy it to they will be made just as welcome as you were .
Woody
beiffe said
04:48 PM Aug 3, 2014
Pity we can no copy this to a few other forums and spread the word.
Might make a few people who think we should join America in their follies take note.
Regards
Brian
neilnruth said
05:41 PM Aug 3, 2014
Whenever we travelled to America we loved it but always said 'It's great to be home' when we landed back in Australia. Thanks for a great reminder of how good we have it.
*David Mason is a US writer and professor, and poet laureate of Colorado.*
*Australia . .. . an American's view*
'Value what you have and don't give it away.'
There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a
visiting American, says David Mason. More often than you might expect,
Australian friends patiently listening to me enthuse about their
country have said, ''We need outsiders like you to remind us what we have.''
So here it is -- a small presumptuous list of what one foreigner
admires in Oz.
*1._Health care_.*
I know the controversies, but basic national health care is a gift.
In America, medical expenses are a leading cause of bankruptcy.
The drug companies dominate politics and advertising.
Obama is being crucified for taking halting baby steps towards sanity.
You can't turn on the TV without hours of drug advertisements -
something I have never seen here, yet.
And your emphasis on prevention -- making cigarettes less accessible,
for one -- is a model.
*2._Food._*
Yes, we have great food in America too, especially in the big cities.
But your bread is less sweet, your lamb is cheaper, and your
supermarket vegetables and fruits are fresher than ours.
Too often in my country an apple is a ball of pulp as big as your
face.
The dainty Pink Lady apples of Oz are the juiciest I've had.
And don't get me started on coffee.
In American small towns it tastes like water flavoured with burnt
dirt, but the smallest shop in the smallest town in Oz can make a
first-rate latte.
I love your ubiquitous bakeries, your hot-cross buns. Shall I go on?
*3._Language._*
How do you do it?
The rhyming slang and Aboriginal place names are like magic spells.
Words that seem vaguely English yet also resemble an argot from
another planet.
I love the way institutional names get turned into diminutives --
Vinnie's and Salvos -- and absolutely nothing's sacred.
Everything's an opportunity for word games and everyone's a nickname.
Lingo makes the world go round.
It's the spontaneous wit of the people that tickles me most.
Late one night at a barbie my new mate Suds remarked, ''Nothing's the
same since 24-7.'' Amen.
*4._Free-to-air TV_.*
In Oz, you buy a TV, plug it in and watch some of the best programming
I've ever seen -- uncensored.
In America, you can't get diddly-squat without paying a cable or
satellite company heavy fees.
In Oz a few channels make it hard to choose.
In America, you've got 400 channels and nothing to watch.
*5._Small shops_.*
Outside the big cities in America corporations have nearly erased
them.
Identical malls with identical restaurants serving inferior food.
Except for geography, it's hard to tell one American town from
another.
The ''take-away'' culture here is wonderful.
Human encounters are real -- stirring happens, stories get told.
The curries are to die for. And you don't have to tip!
*6._Free camping._*
We used to have this too, and I guess it's still free when you
backpack miles away from the roads.
But I love the fact that in Oz everyone owns the shore and in many
places you can pull up a camper van and stare at the sea for weeks.
I love the ''primitive'' and independent campgrounds, the life out of
doors.
The few idiots who leave their stubbies and rubbish behind in these
pristine places ought to be transported in chains.
*7._Religion._*
In America, it's everywhere -- especially where it's not supposed to
be, like politics.
I imagine you have your Pharisees too, making a big public show of
devotion, but I have yet to meet one here.
*8._Roads._*
Peak hour aside, I've found travel on your roads pure heaven.
My country's ''freeways'' are crowded, crumbling, insanely knotted
with looping overpasses -- it's like racing homicidal maniacs on
fraying spaghetti.
I've taken the Hume without stress, and I love the Princes Highway
when it's two lanes.
Ninety minutes south of Bateman's Bay I was sorry to see one billboard
for a McDonald's.
It's blocking a lovely paddock view. Someone should remove it.
*9._Real multiculturalism_.*
I know there are tensions, just like anywhere else, but I love the
distinctiveness of your communities and the way you publicly
acknowledge the Aboriginal past.
Recently, too, I spent quality time with Melbourne Greeks, and was
gratified both by their devotion to their own great language and
culture and their openness to an Afghan lunch.
*10._Fewer guns_.*
You had Port Arthur in 1996 and got real in response.
America replicates such massacres several times a year and nothing
changes.
Why?
Our religion of individual rights makes the good of the community an
impossible dream.
Instead of mateship we have ''It's mine and nobody else's'.'
We talk a great game about freedom, but too often live in fear.
There's more to say - your kaleidoscopic birds, your perfumed bush in
springtime, your vast beaches.
These are just a few blessings that make Australia a rarity.
Of course, it's not paradise -- nowhere is -- but I love it here.
No need to wave flags like Americans and add to the world's windiness.
Just value what you have and stop giving it away.
We certainly have a good dose of freedoms here, the Aussie sense of humour and slang is pretty unique and enjoyed enthusiastically especially around a BBQ or outback fire with a few beers, having been to the US the food here is to die for compared to some of what was presented to us over there,but I guess that I could say that about some other countries that I have been to also so I won't go there any further glad you enjoyed your trip here wish I had run into you for a chat if you are still here enjoy it and invite more of your mates over here to enjoy it to they will be made just as welcome as you were .
Woody
Might make a few people who think we should join America in their follies take note.
Regards
Brian