Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services..'
Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted
them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good
looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have
them kick back 20% of the tips, including
lap dances and 'special services..'
Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Qantas think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
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-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 30th of April 2014 10:38:54 AM
and virgin for females only
unless your gay or bi then you can fly which ever one you want lol
Unless Virgin say virgins only, they wouldn't get too many passengers then..
