To start off ONE of mine (there have been many) was walking through a large department store and finding my jeans zip had been down since leaving home, lucky I was wearing undies.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 24th of April 2014 12:01:34 PM
moamajohn said
01:12 PM Apr 24, 2014
Some years ago pre c/van My wife and I belonged to the Harley owners group.Every year we had a national rally and it was in Tas. we all camped.In the middle of the night we both needed to pee ,so hand in hand off to the bogs.I was faster so waited in sleepy mode in the dark outside the ladies.Out she comes hand in hand and a slow silent walk for 60 odd secs till we came to an intersection and she went left ! I said "wrong way darl " She said no but the voice was wrong She said s%#t I said S&^t too and back we went to look for our other halves. We all laughed and next morning it was announced to all 1700 riders on the PA.
Hendo said
02:30 PM Apr 24, 2014
Many, many years ago when I first started work in the bank, I was transferred to the city and being a bush boy I was very shy.
There was this good looking sort that banked every day and I trying to work up the courage to chat her up.
Well, on the day I had finally had the courage I was counting her deposit when I suddenly sneezed.
Out flew the biggest greenie you have ever seen, landing smack bang on her deposit book.
Needless to say she never came near my counter ever again.
03_troopy said
06:26 PM Apr 24, 2014
hahahaha.. Hendo, I think I just got a hernia from laughing so much.
snap1946 said
08:18 PM Apr 24, 2014
Hendo wrote:
Many, many years ago when I first started work in the bank, I was transferred to the city and being a bush boy I was very shy. There was this good looking sort that banked every day and I trying to work up the courage to chat her up. Well, on the day I had finally had the courage I was counting her deposit when I suddenly sneezed. Out flew the biggest greenie you have ever seen, landing smack bang on her deposit book. Needless to say she never came near my counter ever again.
BET THEY NAMED YOU THE GREEN NOMAD
Vic41 said
01:23 AM Apr 25, 2014
Two very funny stories there, thanks, both gave me a good laugh!
Many moons ago I was spending overnight in Lae, PNG, in an old style hotel that had communal showers and toilets outside the rooms off the corridor.
Friends had invited me to the Lae Club and after a very late night and many drinks later I returned to the hotel, however I had to get up early to catch a plane the next day.
So with a major hangover and bleary eyed I got up and staggered down the hallway to the showers. These showers had a bench along the front of the shower cubicles (which had doors) where you deposited your clothes to have a shower.
While having my shower, I heard footsteps coming into the shower room which were distinctly female high heels. Wondering what to do I turned the shower off and listened, then heard the shower a couple of cubicles down start. I quickly left the shower (my towel was on a peg outside over the bench), saw female clothing on the bench, gave myself a wipe down of sorts and got dressed as quickly as I could and with shoes in hand left the shower room. Outside the door of the shower was a sign which said "Ladies", I swear it wasn't there when I went in (I did say I was bleary eyed).
Just as well I was still in the shower when this lady came in, it could have been embarrassing. I often wondered if the lady had seen my men's clothing on the bench when she came in.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Friday 25th of April 2014 04:42:28 PM
Kaid said
09:08 AM Apr 25, 2014
My then 8 year old daughter (repeatedly) yelling at me from the far end of a Granny Mays shop.
MUUUUUUMMMM ARE YOU A VIRGIN???????
Much to the amusement of the other shoppers.
Because the music had stopped naturally.
She actually meant Virgo
Vic41 said
09:28 PM Apr 26, 2014
Kids can be embarrassing Kath, when one of my sisters was about 5 or 6 she was in a crowded lift with her dad and someone did a silent stinker, she was holding his hand and looking up at him said loudly "poo daddy, you stink"!
All eyes turned to him and he said he couldn't get out of the lift quick enough...
Foz said
10:22 PM Apr 26, 2014
We have friends who believe their six offspring should have everything explained in a clinical & forthright manner................but there are consequences for the unfortunate parent.
Recently Miss madam 6yrs had asked the question...... where do babies come from?
She was given the standard reply we've all come to know & love.
Daddy places his p...... into mummy's v....... & the baby grows etc etc etc
Well the next day Mum has miss madam 6 yrs at the supermarket checkout & at the checkout 2 over Mum spies her sister in law who happens to be heavily pregnant & just about ready to drop.
After the usual hi there, & good to see you's miss madame 6 yrs pipes up & politely asks if Daddy had placed his p....... in Aunty Sue's v....... as well?
Brought the house down I can tell you!
Miss madam 6 yrs is now 30 & no-one lets her forget that one.
MollyW said
12:32 PM Apr 27, 2014
Just lately my friend and I were in SA on business. We were camping at the local CV park in one of the cabins. I had booked for a double and a single but OH didn't go. After a short time we became aware that people thought we were a couple!! That's another story. After a few wines we decided to go skinny dipping in the pool about midnight. Headed off for the pool trying not to giggle. (Have you ever tried to do that) Hopeless, we were doubled over with laughter by the time we got to the pool! Trying to stay quiet, still clothed, I dived in. Meantime the park owner arrived to throw us out. Friend was attending to her whilst I was treading water trying to breath and not choke with laughter. My teeth were sitting on the bottom of the pool !! Yep eight foot under. I used to be a good duck diver fifty years ago, but boyancy has set in. I kept floating upside down in the water. Finally I took a deep breath and reached the teeth, shoved them back in and came to the surface. Friend still none the wiser.
-- Edited by MollyW on Sunday 27th of April 2014 07:27:47 PM
Beth54 said
05:22 PM Apr 27, 2014
Many years ago, a neighbour was squatting down on his haunches talking to my then hubby. As I walked by I realised he had no undies on, and his 'package' was on show. Next time I saw a friend, I told her about it, and said it was 'not a pretty sight!' And the uncontrollable gigglefest started.
'Not a pretty sight' has been well used ever since.
Baz421 said
08:37 PM Apr 27, 2014
Beth54 wrote:
Many years ago, a neighbour was squatting down on his haunches talking to my then hubby. As I walked by I realised he had no undies on, and his 'package' was on show. Next time I saw a friend, I told her about it, and said it was 'not a pretty sight!' And the uncontrollable gigglefest started.
'Not a pretty sight' has been well used ever since.
Yeh well I did the same,,, years ago,, fixing spa pump and neighbour strolled over from next block and said hello,, she stayed ages chatting about nothing. She normally says hello and goes and talks to my wife.
Had on stubbies only and guess what was dangling a bit,, yep that's why she "hung" around.
What was your most embarrassing moments...
To start off ONE of mine (there have been many) was walking through a large department store and finding my jeans zip had been down since leaving home, lucky I was wearing undies.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 24th of April 2014 12:01:34 PM
There was this good looking sort that banked every day and I trying to work up the courage to chat her up.
Well, on the day I had finally had the courage I was counting her deposit when I suddenly sneezed.
Out flew the biggest greenie you have ever seen, landing smack bang on her deposit book.
Needless to say she never came near my counter ever again.
BET THEY NAMED YOU THE GREEN NOMAD
Two very funny stories there, thanks, both gave me a good laugh!
Many moons ago I was spending overnight in Lae, PNG, in an old style hotel that had communal showers and toilets outside the rooms off the corridor.
Friends had invited me to the Lae Club and after a very late night and many drinks later I returned to the hotel, however I had to get up early to catch a plane the next day.
So with a major hangover and bleary eyed I got up and staggered down the hallway to the showers. These showers had a bench along the front of the shower cubicles (which had doors) where you deposited your clothes to have a shower.
While having my shower, I heard footsteps coming into the shower room which were distinctly female high heels. Wondering what to do I turned the shower off and listened, then heard the shower a couple of cubicles down start. I quickly left the shower (my towel was on a peg outside over the bench), saw female clothing on the bench, gave myself a wipe down of sorts and got dressed as quickly as I could and with shoes in hand left the shower room. Outside the door of the shower was a sign which said "Ladies", I swear it wasn't there when I went in (I did say I was bleary eyed).
Just as well I was still in the shower when this lady came in, it could have been embarrassing. I often wondered if the lady had seen my men's clothing on the bench when she came in.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Friday 25th of April 2014 04:42:28 PM
MUUUUUUMMMM ARE YOU A VIRGIN???????
Much to the amusement of the other shoppers.
Because the music had stopped naturally.
She actually meant Virgo
Kids can be embarrassing Kath, when one of my sisters was about 5 or 6 she was in a crowded lift with her dad and someone did a silent stinker, she was holding his hand and looking up at him said loudly "poo daddy, you stink"!
All eyes turned to him and he said he couldn't get out of the lift quick enough...
Recently Miss madam 6yrs had asked the question...... where do babies come from?
She was given the standard reply we've all come to know & love.
Daddy places his p...... into mummy's v....... & the baby grows etc etc etc
Well the next day Mum has miss madam 6 yrs at the supermarket checkout & at the checkout 2 over Mum spies her sister in law who happens to be heavily pregnant & just about ready to drop.
After the usual hi there, & good to see you's miss madame 6 yrs pipes up & politely asks if Daddy had placed his p....... in Aunty Sue's v....... as well?
Brought the house down I can tell you!
Miss madam 6 yrs is now 30 & no-one lets her forget that one.
Just lately my friend and I were in SA on business. We were camping at the local CV park in one of the cabins. I had booked for a double and a single but OH didn't go. After a short time we became aware that people thought we were a couple!! That's another story. After a few wines we decided to go skinny dipping in the pool about midnight. Headed off for the pool trying not to giggle. (Have you ever tried to do that) Hopeless, we were doubled over with laughter by the time we got to the pool! Trying to stay quiet, still clothed, I dived in. Meantime the park owner arrived to throw us out. Friend was attending to her whilst I was treading water trying to breath and not choke with laughter. My teeth were sitting on the bottom of the pool !! Yep eight foot under. I used to be a good duck diver fifty years ago, but boyancy has set in. I kept floating upside down in the water. Finally I took a deep breath and reached the teeth, shoved them back in and came to the surface. Friend still none the wiser.
-- Edited by MollyW on Sunday 27th of April 2014 07:27:47 PM
Many years ago, a neighbour was squatting down on his haunches talking to my then hubby. As I walked by I realised he had no undies on, and his 'package' was on show. Next time I saw a friend, I told her about it, and said it was 'not a pretty sight!' And the uncontrollable gigglefest started.
'Not a pretty sight' has been well used ever since.
Yeh well I did the same,,, years ago,, fixing spa pump and neighbour strolled over from next block and said hello,, she stayed ages chatting about nothing. She normally says hello and goes and talks to my wife.
Had on stubbies only and guess what was dangling a bit,, yep that's why she "hung" around.