The following questions were set in last year's examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).............and they WILL breed ? and vote. (scary)
Q. Name the four seasons. A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants Like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans? A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to Flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature Abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. What are steroids? A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot Yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age? A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination? A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but Brilliant)
Some Day these Kids could lead the Country, "Scary"
WHY TEACHERS DRINK
The following questions were set in last year's examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).............and they WILL breed ? and vote. (scary)
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
Like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to
Flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
Abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot
Yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but
Brilliant)
Some Day these Kids could lead the Country, "Scary"
K.J.