My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."
"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"
"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him 'yes' and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore'. So I thanked him and left!"
Ha Ha, I will have to remember that one as I get Older, ??
Dougwe said
06:57 PM Mar 17, 2014
Hey Dazren mate, wombat doesn't need a licence cos he digs holes instead and I keep filling them in
dazren said
09:22 PM Mar 17, 2014
Hey Dougwe ????? I thought you were Wombats Mate ??????/
Vic41 said
02:56 AM Mar 18, 2014
That was last week.....this week he is a turncoat !
_wombat_ said
09:37 AM Mar 18, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Hey Dazren mate, wombat doesn't need a licence cos he digs holes instead and I keep filling them in
you only fall into them cos you are pixxed all the time. just for Dougwe xx=ss
Dougwe said
01:37 PM Mar 18, 2014
dazren wrote:
Hey Dougwe ????? I thought you were Wombats Mate ??????/
Your request was passed in the Senate yesterday Dazren. It's official now. Pick on wombat ALL THE TIME.
I witnessed the request being passed.
dazren said
08:25 PM Mar 18, 2014
Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??
I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee, Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ??
mongrel said
08:30 PM Mar 18, 2014
Did you check the bag ,it is probably wombat fur..This guy has contacts everywhere and I wouldn't put it passed him.He is one very clever wombat...Mongrel.
_wombat_ said
08:47 PM Mar 18, 2014
I can hear you 4 DH and I have spoken to Mr Abbot this morning, you will be hearing from him soon.
Vic41 said
10:55 PM Mar 18, 2014
dazren wrote:
Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??
I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee, Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ??
Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??
I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee, Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ??
he has my vote
_wombat_ said
11:09 PM Mar 18, 2014
dazren wrote:
Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??
I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee, Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ??
IF this does go through I will have to request a refund in full, and the return of my brown paper bag.
Dougwe said
08:28 AM Mar 19, 2014
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
_wombat_ said
08:37 AM Mar 19, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Peterpan said
10:15 AM Mar 19, 2014
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Now you've three votes.
_wombat_ said
10:19 AM Mar 19, 2014
Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Now you've three votes.
Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in
kiwijims said
10:49 AM Mar 19, 2014
_wombat_ wrote:
Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Now you've three votes.
Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in
I'll give him one vote, just to even things up,
As long as No more Wombat Holes appear in my front lawn.
K.J.
_wombat_ said
10:58 AM Mar 19, 2014
kiwijims wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Now you've three votes.
Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in
I'll give him one vote, just to even things up,
As long as No more Wombat Holes appear in my front lawn.
K.J.
OK no more holes in your front lawn, if you do see any wombats on your front lawn then put a sign out saying No More Wombat Holes Please, and if they still persist then give them to Dougwe and he will make stew out of them.
Hey Dazren mate, wombat doesn't need a licence cos he digs holes instead and I keep filling them in
That was last week.....this week he is a turncoat !
you only fall into them cos you are pixxed all the time.
just for Dougwe xx=ss 
Your request was passed in the Senate yesterday Dazren. It's official now. Pick on wombat ALL THE TIME.
I witnessed the request being passed.
I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee, Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ??
I can hear you 4 DH and I have spoken to Mr Abbot this morning, you will be hearing from him soon.
he has my vote
IF this does go through I will have to request a refund in full, and the return of my brown paper bag.
Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate
Oh, and you have my vote too
Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track
Now you've three votes.
Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in
I'll give him one vote, just to even things up,
As long as No more Wombat Holes appear in my front lawn.
K.J.
OK no more holes in your front lawn, if you do see any wombats on your front lawn then put a sign out saying No More Wombat Holes Please, and if they still persist then give them to Dougwe and he will make stew out of them.