9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Woke Up with a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Just Like Having You Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Hendo said
08:11 AM Mar 14, 2014
Love it, I'm going to request some played on Saturday on our local c&w station!
Bryan said
10:17 AM Mar 14, 2014
Made my day
kiwijims said
10:25 AM Mar 14, 2014
"Yep" there's a lot of tear jerking music on C & W these days. L.O.L
K.J.
KFT said
10:40 AM Mar 14, 2014
you a funny ole fella Gary
love your humour
keep it up please
frank
Hendo said
01:29 PM Mar 14, 2014
They say if you play c&w backwards your wife comes back and your dog comes back to life. I wonder if you played #9 it backwards, would he go to bed with an ugly woman and wake up with good lookin one!
Vic41 said
02:09 PM Mar 14, 2014
There was a C & W song about a bloke that is dying for a pee and is on the dance floor, but I can't remember the full lyrics or the name of the song, American male singer, something along the lines of hoping his female dance partner doesn't squeeze him too hard etc, very funny.
One line I think was "Oh Lordy, I can feel the pain" or something. Anyone recognise or can name the song or singer?
navynurse said
09:11 PM Mar 14, 2014
I remember a song by Louden Wainwright the 3rd that he wrote for his wife called "I'd rather be lonely". Surprisingly they are no longer together.
Allan
tonyd said
11:58 PM Mar 14, 2014
My personal favourite C&W track was: "They're burying her tomorrow, but they're hanging me tonight."
Top Ten Country Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Woke Up with a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Just Like Having You Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
K.J.
love your humour
keep it up please
frank
There was a C & W song about a bloke that is dying for a pee and is on the dance floor, but I can't remember the full lyrics or the name of the song, American male singer, something along the lines of hoping his female dance partner doesn't squeeze him too hard etc, very funny.
One line I think was "Oh Lordy, I can feel the pain" or something. Anyone recognise or can name the song or singer?
Allan
Cheers, Tony
They look like a Chad Morgan album.
Aahh! Chad Morgan .
Double-decker Blowflies. . . . . classic.