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Seniors Under Attack...
Big Gorilla said
11:09 AM Jan 27, 2014
SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
:
THIS IS HAPPENING
RIGHT HERE
IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This
Immediately
!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting
steeper
. Groceries are
heavier
. And,
everything is
farther
away. Yesterday
I walked to the corner and I was
dumbfounded to discover how
long
our
street had become!
And, you know, people are less
considerate now, especially the
young ones. They speak in
whispers
all the time! If you
ask them to speak up they just
keep repeating themselves,
endlessly mouthing the same
silent
message
until they're red in the face!
What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much
younger
than I was at the same
age. On the
other hand, people
my own age are
so much
older
than I am. I ran into
an old friend the
other day and she has aged so much that
she
didn't even recognize
me.
I got to thinking about the poor
dear while I was combing my
hair this morning, and in doing
so, I glanced at my own
reflection
well, REALLY NOW
-
even mirrors
are not made the
way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so
fast
these days! You're risking life
and limb if you happen to pull onto
the freeway in front of them. All I
can say is, their brakes must wear out
awfully fast, the way I see them
screech
and swerve
in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are
less
civilized
these days. Why else
would they suddenly start
labeling a size 32 waisted pant
as 40? Do they think no one
notices? The people who make
bathroom
scales
are pulling the same prank. Do they
think I actually 'believe' the number I see
on that dial? HA! I would never let myself
weigh that much! Just who do these
people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to
report what's going on -- but the
telephone
company
is in on the conspiracy too:
they've printed the phone books in such
small
type that no one could ever find a number
in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty
soon everyone will have to suffer these
awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO
EVERYONE
YOU KNOW AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE
SO WE CAN GET
THIS
CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you
in a larger font size, because
something has happened to
my computer's fonts - they
are smaller than they once were. Thank
you.
P.S.
God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the
dark.
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THIS IS HAPPENING
Have you noticed that stairs are getting
And, you know, people are less
I also think they are much
Another thing, everyone drives so
Clothing manufacturers are less
I'd like to call up someone in authority to
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO
PS: I am sending this to you