Some words of Wisdom from my Grey Nomad elder brother..
Golddetectornomad said
12:04 PM Jan 15, 2014
Just received these words of wisdom?, from my Grey Nomad elder brother,... and thought I would share for a quick chuckle....
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use any of mine...
Frustration is trying to find your glasses, without your glasses..
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,..you're not going anywhere...
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question...
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one..
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting..
Answering Machine Message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call, I am making some changes to my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes".....
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68.I'm sooo happy, because I live at Number 72,so its not far at all to walk home afterwards...
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.....
Jay Leno recently supplied the last quote, "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the US from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure its a good time to take 'God' out of the Pledge of Allegience.?"..... Hoo Roo
whitey2 said
02:41 PM Jan 15, 2014
Very wise indeed !
johnq said
05:25 PM Jan 15, 2014
The first question being, "Does my bum look big in this?".
Women know there is no right answer any man could make to that. So why bother asking in the first place?
Golddetectornomad said
08:01 PM Jan 15, 2014
...yes there is an answer John....and you must deliver it with a steely stare and don't blink or you're a goner....weeel dearest, I will say there is absolutely nothing wrong with your eye sight............P.S. make sure your Health Cover is up to date first....lol....
Mate, if you want to know why they're called the opposite sex, just express an opinion......perhaps they should all be obscene and not heard.....I realize my comments may now bring me eternal condemnation......Hoo Roo
-- Edited by Golddetectornomad on Wednesday 15th of January 2014 08:09:00 PM
Just received these words of wisdom?, from my Grey Nomad elder brother,... and thought I would share for a quick chuckle....
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use any of mine...
Frustration is trying to find your glasses, without your glasses..
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,..you're not going anywhere...
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question...
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one..
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting..
Answering Machine Message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call, I am making some changes to my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes".....
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68.I'm sooo happy, because I live at Number 72,so its not far at all to walk home afterwards...
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.....
Jay Leno recently supplied the last quote, "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the US from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure its a good time to take 'God' out of the Pledge of Allegience.?"..... Hoo Roo
The first question being, "Does my bum look big in this?".
Women know there is no right answer any man could make to that. So why bother asking in the first place?
...yes there is an answer John....and you must deliver it with a steely stare and don't blink or you're a goner....weeel dearest, I will say there is absolutely nothing wrong with your eye sight............P.S. make sure your Health Cover is up to date first....lol....
Mate, if you want to know why they're called the opposite sex, just express an opinion......perhaps they should all be obscene and not heard.....I realize my comments may now bring me eternal condemnation......Hoo Roo
-- Edited by Golddetectornomad on Wednesday 15th of January 2014 08:09:00 PM