This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new VW Golf !! Doing75Mph With her face upnext to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner! I looked away For a couple seconds And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.. But she scared me so muchI dropped My electric shaver,
Which knocked The meat pie Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car Using my knees againstthe steering wheel,
It knocked My Mobile phone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Which splashed,
And burned "Big Jim and the Twins", Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. BLOODYWomen Drivers
johmandkaz said
05:15 PM Jan 1, 2014
Excellent!!!!!
mongrel said
05:41 PM Jan 1, 2014
Gees BG reminds me of someone my wife's married to.hahahahaha..Alan..
oldbobsbus said
06:50 PM Jan 1, 2014
Fair friggen dinkum...
Blinken women driver are a threat to the world.....
_wombat_ said
09:20 AM Jan 2, 2014
no comment
Mobi Condo said
11:46 AM Jan 3, 2014
THE BEST enticement (i.e. "Sucked in) story we have read for a long time. Absolute bottler! Many thanks.
Sheba said
09:41 PM Jan 3, 2014
Only ever seen it done in Movies from Yankee-land. Honestly, has any-one ever really seen a woman driver doing this in Australia ?
Chjeers,
Sheba.
leevin said
12:55 AM Jan 4, 2014
Drive around Brisbane Sheba, the worst drivers in Australia!
Applying makeup (camouflage), using mobile phone (a Qld specialty), eating, drinking coffee, brushing hair, etc.
One time we were behind a woman putting her earrings on.....driving at 100+kph!
Another time saw a "tradie" driving using his little fingers to steer as he had a burger in one hand and a drink in the other..... driving at 100kph!
Can't wait to get out of here again.
beiffe said
08:27 AM Jan 4, 2014
I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.
Often saw people applying makeup etc while driving and even reading books and the paper draped over the wheel. Mobile phone was just normal I think just about everyone was on their phones.
Driving a bus now it is funny some of the things I see as I travel around.
They are just trying to clean the gene pool just a shame they usually take someone with them.
Regards
Brian
dorian said
08:39 AM Jan 4, 2014
beiffe wrote:
I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.
Doing 75Mph
With her face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed,
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers
Gees BG reminds me of someone my wife's married to.hahahahaha..Alan..
Blinken women driver are a threat to the world.....
no comment
THE BEST enticement (i.e. "Sucked in) story we have read for a long time. Absolute bottler! Many thanks.
Only ever seen it done in Movies from Yankee-land. Honestly, has any-one ever really seen a woman driver doing this in Australia ?
Chjeers,
Sheba.
Applying makeup (camouflage), using mobile phone (a Qld specialty), eating, drinking coffee, brushing hair, etc.
One time we were behind a woman putting her earrings on.....driving at 100+kph!
Another time saw a "tradie" driving using his little fingers to steer as he had a burger in one hand and a drink in the other..... driving at 100kph!
Can't wait to get out of here again.
Often saw people applying makeup etc while driving and even reading books and the paper draped over the wheel. Mobile phone was just normal I think just about everyone was on their phones.
Driving a bus now it is funny some of the things I see as I travel around.
They are just trying to clean the gene pool just a shame they usually take someone with them.
Regards
Brian
Cereal killer?