Seen this on FB. I thought I just had to post it here also. Glad there is somebody out there looking after the wombats of the world.
IDIOT SIGHTING.
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local council P & W office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.
Duh said
08:02 PM Nov 26, 2013
They're out there among us Shekon (idiots I mean) or maybe they think Wombat's can read
Dougwe said
11:22 PM Nov 26, 2013
bigW can't read, he is a wombat, he can't write either that's why he uses a poota but Mrs W tells him what buttons to push.
Wonder if a Wombat Crossing is like a Zebra Crossing?
I have a wombat bar on the front of the tug that just scoops them to the side of the road so the next car doesn't run over them, I am very thoughtful.
dazren said
12:57 AM Nov 27, 2013
Dougwe wrote --- I have a wombat bar on the front of the tug that just scoops them to the side of the road so the next car doesn't run over them, I am very thoughtful. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doug !! We drive on the LEFT in Australia, I have seen the Wombat Scoop on your car ?? It is Angled to the RIGHT ?? Which means you Scoop them towards the On-coming traffic ??
mongrel said
01:21 AM Nov 27, 2013
I think you had better change the angle of your wombat bar Doug. I vaguely remember seeing what dazren is talking about when we dined at The Bay. Alan..
_wombat_ said
01:34 AM Nov 27, 2013
I can still read what you are all saying about wombats
Dougwe said
01:45 AM Nov 27, 2013
Bugga, you were reported AWOL bigW.
You know I wouldn't say anything nasty about you mate and that Dazren is an expert at hacking into my poota.
Sorry Shekon, these others are hijacking your thread.
freehazzas said
02:59 AM Nov 27, 2013
Ha ha Dougwe, youve been busted scooping wombats.
_wombat_ said
03:18 AM Nov 27, 2013
shecon, dougwe is the king of off topics he is not really sorry.
i am AWOL but still able to get online every now and then
Just catching up, Dougwe I would have expected nothing less than this one to be hijacked by you and your mate Wombat. That is what makes this a fun forum.
Dougwe said
05:40 PM Nov 30, 2013
He done it, not me Shekon, I is innocent until otherwise charged. Wombat will blame Dazren anyway.
Seen this on FB. I thought I just had to post it here also. Glad there is somebody out there looking after the wombats of the world.
IDIOT SIGHTING.
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council P & W office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.
They're out there among us Shekon (idiots I mean) or maybe they think Wombat's can read
Wonder if a Wombat Crossing is like a Zebra Crossing?
I have a wombat bar on the front of the tug that just scoops them to the side of the road so the next car doesn't run over them, I am very thoughtful.
Dougwe wrote --- I have a wombat bar on the front of the tug that just scoops them to the side of the road so the next car doesn't run over them, I am very thoughtful.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doug !! We drive on the LEFT in Australia, I have seen the Wombat Scoop on your car ?? It is Angled to the RIGHT ?? Which means you Scoop them towards the On-coming traffic ??
I can still read what you are all saying about wombats
You know I wouldn't say anything nasty about you mate and that Dazren is an expert at hacking into my poota.
Sorry Shekon, these others are hijacking your thread.
shecon, dougwe is the king of off topics he is not really sorry.
i am AWOL but still able to get online every now and then
at least its in the right part of the forum!
Yes
Is this where wombat's gone??
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152065401525909&set=a.290699835908.146830.11071120908&type=1
Nope, where has he gone ?
No that's not bigW, D&D cos that one is cute
fanks MATE
