I am a BOMB Technician
If you see me running
try to keep up
frank
barina said
03:02 AM Nov 18, 2013
WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!
I have a pretty good BS meter that kicks in very quickly..
You was warned!!!!!
Kaid said
04:42 AM Nov 18, 2013
I have PMS and ESP.
That means I'm a bitch
Who knows everything
Aus-Kiwi said
04:45 AM Nov 18, 2013
Label it feminine hygiene it'll keep 1/2 the population away..
Maybe alittle more ??
Cruising Granny said
06:53 AM Nov 18, 2013
Caution! Independent, outspoken, woman!
(Apparently it's a birth defect among some men) LOL
_wombat_ said
05:08 PM Nov 18, 2013
please bury me face down.
dazren said
09:42 PM Nov 18, 2013
Mine would be --- CAUTION WOMBATS AHEAD --- -- --
Ontos45 said
10:56 PM Nov 18, 2013
Not a bottle-nosed dolphin, just me drinking a xxxx stubby.
_wombat_ said
04:23 AM Nov 19, 2013
dazren wrote:
Mine would be --- CAUTION WOMBATS AHEAD --- -- --
Thanks MATE, good to see you are looking after wombats
dazren said
04:47 AM Nov 19, 2013
Glad you have seen the light ?? who your real mates are, ?? I thought Dougwe was a good mate of yours and Mine, But when i told him about Protecting Wombats he threw a ''Hissy Fit'' And wanted to post his own sign ?? saying '' Wombats Ahead !! Increase Speed Now ??
But I sent Cindy an Email and told her NOT to allow the post
_wombat_ said
04:53 AM Nov 19, 2013
Thanks mate, that Dougwe is a turncoat, one week he's a mate the next he is not.
freehazzas said
05:13 AM Nov 19, 2013
After years of handling half tonne animals, you will not be a problem.
dazren said
05:28 AM Nov 19, 2013
Freehazzas wrote, --- After years of handling half tonne animals, you will not be a problem.
if you had a warning lable what would it read (from facebook)
mine would read "Caution - Do not wake before mid day!
I am a BOMB Technician
If you see me running
try to keep up
frank
WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!
I have a pretty good BS meter that kicks in very quickly..
You was warned!!!!!
That means I'm a bitch
Who knows everything
Maybe alittle more ??
(Apparently it's a birth defect among some men) LOL
please bury me face down.
Mine would be --- CAUTION WOMBATS AHEAD ---
-- 
-- 
Thanks MATE, good to see you are looking after wombats
Glad you have seen the light ?? who your real mates are, ?? I thought Dougwe was a good mate of yours and Mine, But when i told him about Protecting Wombats he threw a ''Hissy Fit'' And wanted to post his own sign ?? saying '' Wombats Ahead !! Increase Speed Now ??
But I sent Cindy an Email and told her NOT to allow the post
Thanks mate, that Dougwe is a turncoat, one week he's a mate the next he is not.
Freehazzas wrote, --- After years of handling half tonne animals, you will not be a problem.
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HI, and what makes you think ''The Wombat'' is only a measly Half Tonne,
Based on Dougwe's Discription that would only be wombats Hind Quarter 
Dougwe tells fibs
he does not drink water, he's a drunk.
I arranged with the Federal government to erect the following traffic sign,
MAINTAIN CURRENT SPEED
WOMBATS IN AREA
Authorised by the Federal wombat eradication department
Hey Wombat mete, you know I wouldn't say or do anything like that, iPads have a mind of their own, I actually said REDUCE SPEED not maintain.
I have a great Motto for Virgos' Fridge Magnet . It says :-
Don't annoy me !!! I'm running out of room to hide the Bodies.!!!
Cheers,
Sheba.
Allan
Hi Allan. Is that the old "Tip" sign, or the new one ?
Cheers,
Sheba.
Allan
Thank you.
Cheers,
Sheba.