Ladies Sharon is starting a new and exciting Undies tree at Greens,,,,,, Noooooo !!Nails,!!,,,, Environmentally friendly,,, Scientifically proven , !!Not to harm trees,, they are to be held on with ,(double sided tape),,soooooo Ladies ,bring out your used undies,,,,, and Men,! you toooooo can add to the tree with your undies,,,,(no skid marks please,) see you all out here ,,,,,,,,,Heheheheh PS, Cindy is going to send me to hell for this one...........Billeeeeeee
Trees like amentum-arborus (thong tree) and the much more sinister NuNNDY arborus (grundy tree), transmit calming waves of mental energy. The evidence I have for this is the current grouping of GN's at Greens and their obvious relaxed mental state.
I have heard that the almost trance like state induced by these trees is similar to that induced by various medications from other cultures to gain enlightenment. Symptoms amongst the affected are ;
The days just melding into each other (eg calling days Sunday 1 Sunday 2 Sunday 3 etc)
Consumption of social lubricants around radiant thermal transmission zones in low light situations.
Discussions of modifications and rejuvenation of excretement containment devices taking place amongst otherwise serious persons
Homage to the gods of travel
Discussion on costs of sacrifices made to the gods of travel.
Discussion on what has happened to some, when the gods of travel get angry through lack of sacrificial homage.
As with all things good, there has to be a negative side. I believe the thought police have started making Alfoil hats for campers to wear (when parked near amentum-arborus or NuNNDY arborus). This is to reduce and minimise the obviously anti social effects of these trees . To pay for these social modification devices there will be fees charged for all campsites in Australia. Persons not wearing their alfoil hats will charged double for camping. They are obviously cheating the system and enjoying themselves.
I looking forward to catching up with some of you calm lot around the tracks.
-- Edited by Feral Errol on Tuesday 29th of October 2013 01:20:24 PM
Ohhhh, I can see myself getting into trouble here. I am not too sure about the tree just having undies on, I think we should dress the poor thing more appropriately. However as today is Sunday and the shops are closed for the day of rest, it may have to happen at a later date. I am sure there would be somebody far more fashion aware than I that would be able to dress the tree with more aplomb . Now that is a big word for the day of rest.
All in good fun and that is the level of entertainment and mirth that comes from a group of nutters sit around contemplating life on a Sunday afternoon.
jules47 said
02:59 PM Oct 29, 2013
Sharon - Shekon - you have got your days confused - yesterday was MONDAY!!!!! Not Sunday!!! You have caught the fever - the one where you are never quite sure what day it is!!!!!
GaryKelly said
03:41 PM Oct 29, 2013
I would suggest something typically Australian to call the tree... and confuse the hell outta OS backpackers... the Reg Grundy Tree.
dazren said
05:15 PM Oct 29, 2013
Reminds me of My ''Drunken mate many many years ago, We went to the local dance and he seen this really nice looking girl, and in his alcohol fuelled ego trip, tried a new calm cool and collected Pick-up line
HE ! Geeez !! I would Love to get into your Pants !!! ---------- SHE Replied !! Sorry ?? But I already have an ''Ar--Hole in there
Triple333 said
08:17 PM Oct 29, 2013
Feral Errol, I'm laughing so much I have tears running down my face and the caravan is rocking!!!! You should so be here
jules47 said
08:18 PM Oct 29, 2013
Well Feral Errol - I like your thinking - and I have a new roll of alfoil - trouble is some of these people have huge heads, will I have enough foil!!??
Come on up and join us - the inertia effect may grab you - and then you too can have discussions as intellectual as ours!!!!!
Feral Errol said
08:23 PM Oct 29, 2013
I just may head up there by the end of the week. Those trees have a magnetic effect that overcomes my inertia from boredom at home.
Keep smiling
beiffe said
08:30 PM Oct 29, 2013
Just a thought for Errol.
Could you perhaps design a special "GRUMPY HAT" for the ones who seem to have trouble absorbing the happy vibes whilst camping in our great country.
Me thinks a long the lines of a yagi 4db out of both sides and perhaps a full size vhf out the top and a few clothes hangers bend at different angles from random places.
This would be worn at times of low happiness to enhance the effect of said arborus articles known to frequent many camp sites around our country.
Regards
Brian
jules47 said
08:32 PM Oct 29, 2013
Love it Brian!!!!!!!
shekon said
08:37 PM Oct 29, 2013
Feral Errol that is so funny. I am with you Triple333, can feel your van rocking from up here. I think tonight those hats might be the go. Gotta laugh, life is too short to anything else.
Golly I hope the free camp in heaven is as much fun as this one on earth.
yeoeleven said
08:37 PM Oct 29, 2013
I really hope that you will break free and join us, you will be most welcome.
I am sure that you will lift us to even higher levels, there will be several errol helmets worn tonight in your honour,
Would the Yagi Foil hat be a case of more gain for less pain
kandagal said
03:16 AM Oct 30, 2013
Gee We are intending to arrive at Greens Lake on Friday. But we're slightly, well nearly, but not quite normal. Will we fit in with intellectual mob?
jules47 said
03:31 AM Oct 30, 2013
Oh, Keith and Alice you two will fit in amazingly well!!!!! We are all slightly, well nearly, but not quite normal as well!!!!! Who's the intellectual mob you are asking about - certainly not us!!!!!! Be good to see you!!!!
billeeeeeee said
03:40 AM Oct 30, 2013
Greetings and Salutations, all you excited people, we are winning, we will take over the world,,, May I say a big Howdyeeeeee to Feral Errol, your followers have donned on there Helmets of Salvation, they await the Messiah to arrive,,,,,,,,,,, Hari Rama..................
Ladies Sharon is starting a new and exciting Undies tree at Greens,,,,,, Noooooo !!Nails,!!,,,, Environmentally friendly,,, Scientifically proven , !!Not to harm trees,, they are to be held on with ,(double sided tape),,soooooo Ladies ,bring out your used undies,,,,, and Men,! you toooooo can add to the tree with your undies,,,,(no skid marks please,) see you all out here ,,,,,,,,,Heheheheh PS, Cindy is going to send me to hell for this one...........Billeeeeeee
-- Edited by billeeeeeee on Tuesday 29th of October 2013 09:46:39 AM
I have a theory.
Trees like amentum-arborus (thong tree) and the much more sinister NuNNDY arborus (grundy tree), transmit calming waves of mental energy. The evidence I have for this is the current grouping of GN's at Greens and their obvious relaxed mental state.
I have heard that the almost trance like state induced by these trees is similar to that induced by various medications from other cultures to gain enlightenment. Symptoms amongst the affected are ;
As with all things good, there has to be a negative side. I believe the thought police have started making Alfoil hats for campers to wear (when parked near amentum-arborus or NuNNDY arborus). This is to reduce and minimise the obviously anti social effects of these trees
. To pay for these social modification devices there will be fees charged for all campsites in Australia. Persons not wearing their alfoil hats will charged double for camping. They are obviously cheating the system and enjoying themselves.
I looking forward to catching up with some of you calm lot around the tracks.
-- Edited by Feral Errol on Tuesday 29th of October 2013 01:20:24 PM
Sharon.... This ones for you!!!!!!!
-- Edited by Triple333 on Tuesday 29th of October 2013 01:55:11 PM
All in good fun and that is the level of entertainment and mirth that comes from a group of nutters sit around contemplating life on a Sunday afternoon.
Sharon - Shekon - you have got your days confused - yesterday was MONDAY!!!!! Not Sunday!!! You have caught the fever - the one where you are never quite sure what day it is!!!!!
HE ! Geeez !! I would Love to get into your Pants !!! ---------- SHE Replied !! Sorry ?? But I already have an ''Ar--Hole in there
Come on up and join us - the inertia effect may grab you - and then you too can have discussions as intellectual as ours!!!!!
I just may head up there by the end of the week. Those trees have a magnetic effect that overcomes my inertia from boredom at home.
Keep smiling
Could you perhaps design a special "GRUMPY HAT" for the ones who seem to have trouble absorbing the happy vibes whilst camping in our great country.
Me thinks a long the lines of a yagi 4db out of both sides and perhaps a full size vhf out the top and a few clothes hangers bend at different angles from random places.
This would be worn at times of low happiness to enhance the effect of said arborus articles known to frequent many camp sites around our country.
Regards
Brian
Golly I hope the free camp in heaven is as much fun as this one on earth.
I really hope that you will break free and join us, you will be most welcome.
I am sure that you will lift us to even higher levels, there will be several errol helmets worn tonight in your honour,
John
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Would the Yagi Foil hat be a case of more gain for less pain
Greetings and Salutations, all you excited people, we are winning, we will take over the world,,, May I say a big Howdyeeeeee to Feral Errol, your followers have donned on there Helmets of Salvation, they await the Messiah to arrive,,,,,,,,,,, Hari Rama..................
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You nutters are all having way too much FUN!!!!!!!!!........
Saturday........
I seriously have to RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! will tell my doctor how depressed I am with no nutters down here........
I'm not the messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy!
Not sure what Jules finds so fascinating but she is paying a lot of attention.