Lady wearing bright green pants, red top, brown belt with tassels hanging down to her knees, orange hat with every conceivable flower/feather ornament on it, blue/grey eyeshadow right around the eyes so that it looked like she had sunnies on, bright red rouged cheeks. Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe. I later saw her go into the Optometrist so came to the conclusion that the poor lovey was blind.
I kid you not. I would have loved to take a photo but thought that may be a bit obvious.
Anyone else seen any startling sights?
Happywanderer said
12:05 AM Sep 8, 2013
I have seen and love those types Beth. Makes me feel normal even though I love bright colours I don't wear them all at once.
hako said
12:13 AM Sep 8, 2013
I had to GOOGLE "camel toe"....hmmm. Bit like "budgie smugglers"
Once observed a lady of ample proportions exiting a Ladies toilet with a stream of toilet paper trailing behind.
Gerty Dancer said
12:39 AM Sep 8, 2013
Ooooh Beth! Its hilarious that she went into the optometrists... maybe "should have gone to Spec savers" is right!!!
Beth54 said
12:57 AM Sep 8, 2013
I was sending a text to my friend, with a blow by blow description, and she was in fits of laughter.
jules47 said
01:04 AM Sep 8, 2013
That is hilarious Beth - you wonder whether some people have mirrors!
There is a "lady" where I used to live, who runs a "nightime establishment". She had long wavy, bleach blond hair, (ala Alice in Wonderland), makeup was caked on, and she loved wearing pink little girl party frocks, with extremely high heels, or over the knee boots!!!! This was to go to the shops! The place is still going, so presume she is still there.
Beth54 said
01:09 AM Sep 8, 2013
In Boonah? Might be worth a drive there hey?!
Delta18 said
10:07 PM Sep 8, 2013
Beth54 wrote:
Picture this.
Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe.
Poor girl was obviously hungry..lol. She should have gone to the Pie Cart..ha ha
Cheers Neil
bronnie said
01:12 AM Sep 9, 2013
Oh my goodness Beth that is so funny, love your description....
cheers Bronnie
Beth54 said
02:16 AM Sep 9, 2013
I'm glad I was able to entertain you all. Sure entertained me!
Picture this.
Lady wearing bright green pants, red top, brown belt with tassels hanging down to her knees, orange hat with every conceivable flower/feather ornament on it, blue/grey eyeshadow right around the eyes so that it looked like she had sunnies on, bright red rouged cheeks. Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe. I later saw her go into the Optometrist so came to the conclusion that the poor lovey was blind.
I kid you not. I would have loved to take a photo but thought that may be a bit obvious.
Anyone else seen any startling sights?
Once observed a lady of ample proportions exiting a Ladies toilet with a stream of toilet paper trailing behind.
I was sending a text to my friend, with a blow by blow description, and she was in fits of laughter.
That is hilarious Beth - you wonder whether some people have mirrors!
There is a "lady" where I used to live, who runs a "nightime establishment". She had long wavy, bleach blond hair, (ala Alice in Wonderland), makeup was caked on, and she loved wearing pink little girl party frocks, with extremely high heels, or over the knee boots!!!! This was to go to the shops! The place is still going, so presume she is still there.
In Boonah? Might be worth a drive there hey?!
Poor girl was obviously hungry..lol. She should have gone to the Pie Cart..ha ha
Cheers Neil
cheers Bronnie
I'm glad I was able to entertain you all.
Sure entertained me!