-- Edited by johnq on Friday 21st of June 2013 08:43:55 PM
buffy61 said
04:20 PM Jun 22, 2013
Got to agree Johng...it was a lamearsed book!!! Took me weeks to read the 1st book!! Couldnt understand why women were raving about it and reading it in hours!! :( Didnt waste my time bothering with the others in the series!!!
jules47 said
04:25 PM Jun 22, 2013
Buffy - what is a "lamearsed" book???????? And to me it was a Mills and Boon with sex!!! No interest to me at all - but loved the little ditty above!
shekon said
04:48 PM Jun 22, 2013
Never read the books but love the ditty also Jules. Very clever.
jules47 said
04:51 PM Jun 22, 2013
buffy61 wrote:
Got to agree Johng...it was a lamearsed book!!! Took me weeks to read the 1st book!! Couldnt understand why women were raving about it and reading it in hours!! :( Didnt waste my time bothering with the others in the series!!!
Ah - drrrrr !!!! just got the lamarsed bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only read the blurb and the first page in the shop, put it back down again!!!!!
johnq said
05:22 PM Jun 22, 2013
It was a funny ditty. The review article is also funny. Goes with the ditty I thought.
bowlerbear said
06:57 PM Jun 22, 2013
I read the three books. There is a very powerful story of unconditional love that comes together in the last book but you have to get past all the sex stuff to be able to see it. People tend not to bother sticking with it long enough to find this out.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
Well as they say in The Vicar of Dibley.
"Bugger me"
A review of the book,
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215
As boring as bat excretia, to men at least.
-- Edited by johnq on Friday 21st of June 2013 08:43:55 PM
Took me weeks to read the 1st book!! Couldnt understand why women were raving about it and reading it in hours!! :(
Didnt waste my time bothering with the others in the series!!!
Ah - drrrrr !!!! just got the lamarsed bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only read the blurb and the first page in the shop, put it back down again!!!!!
It was a funny ditty. The review article is also funny. Goes with the ditty I thought.
