ARAPROSDOKIANS...are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprisingor unexpected; frequently humorous.1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear brightuntil you hear them speak.4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting itin a fruit salad.8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed totell you why it isn't.9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from manyis research.10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On mydesk is a work station .11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay checks .12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case ofemergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR."13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of asuccessful man is usually another woman.16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachuteto skydive twice.18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down sothey can't get away.20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whateveryou hit the target.23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more thanstanding in a garage makes you a car.26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.Finally:I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harderfor me to find one now....................................
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Evertyime I open my mouth, some idiot speaks !
Brenda and Alan wrote:Duh, they are all great, especially No. 14!
Duh, they are all great, especially No. 14!
Yeh the ladies will love that one !! The name of these sounds like some exotic disease
I don't know if this quote from Dale Carnegie fits this title, but here goes;
"I used to cry because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet"
I always liked older women , but now there aren't any .
johnq wrote:14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.Say what?! Such women are now in abundance. With tats, bad habits and language that would make a truckie blush. Very progressive, Australia!
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.Say what?! Such women are now in abundance. With tats, bad habits and language that would make a truckie blush. Very progressive, Australia!
A friend works on a minesite in WA and calls this new breed of human being : Men with vaginas !!!
If he wants to die he will just hold the door open as they leave the canteen !!!
ARAPROSDOKIANS...are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising
or unexpected; frequently humorous.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to
tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many
is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my
desk is a work station .
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay checks .
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of
emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR."
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so
they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.
Finally:
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder
for me to find one now.
...................................
..
Evertyime I open my mouth, some idiot speaks !
Yeh the ladies will love that one !! The name of these sounds like some exotic disease
I don't know if this quote from Dale Carnegie fits this title, but here goes;
"I used to cry because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet"
I always liked older women , but now there aren't any .
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Say what?! Such women are now in abundance. With tats, bad habits and language that would make a truckie blush. Very progressive, Australia!
A friend works on a minesite in WA and calls this new breed of human being : Men with vaginas !!!
If he wants to die he will just hold the door open as they leave the canteen !!!