Hmmm can't hide anything from you Beth Yes I did Edit a couple of times
at first i was going to say, I used to be 9 inches and one wrinkle, but nowadays I am 9 wrinkles and 1 inch.
However being a gentleman i decided against that post
ROWDYRABBIT1 said
04:37 AM Dec 4, 2012
About a 1/4 of an inch when the going is good
ROWDYRABBIT1 said
04:39 AM Dec 4, 2012
depends on how loaded the pav was
Nomad246 said
05:50 AM Dec 4, 2012
Daz ,, I would have gone with your first attempt ,,,, first thoughts are always the best ,,,,, to be politically and racially perfect kills the humour
Keep it up ,,, although with 9 wrinkles is that possible?
Cheers
Nomad246 said
05:56 AM Dec 4, 2012
KR ,,, I can answer your question ,,,, Howlong ,,, it's been Toolong since a pair of devishly handsome blokes (dunno the kiwi work for bloke) cooked your sausage.
But on another day ,, I woulda had fush and chups ,,, but neither of you had the accent ,,,, you musta been aussies too long
Cheers to you and the other devilishly handsome local fella
aussietraveller said
08:34 AM Dec 4, 2012
Some say length doesn't matter as string can be useful in any length
johnq said
02:22 AM Dec 5, 2012
Howlong?
Well, it straddles a river for starters.
Blowhard?
kiwi rainbow said
05:19 AM Dec 5, 2012
Thank you for all the creative and humorous answers to my original question. (we actually stayed a night at the Howlong Caravan Park)
Wayne Dwop said
01:49 AM Dec 8, 2012
Big Gorilla wrote:
kandagal wrote:
I've got a piece of string soneone could use as a mwasuring device
How long is a piece of string ?
How Long is a Chinaman.
kiwi rainbow said
03:48 AM Dec 8, 2012
No, howhigh is a Chinaman
jules47 said
04:09 AM Dec 8, 2012
And, as the Chinaman said "toowong"!
Dougwe said
05:04 PM Dec 8, 2012
He also said toowongs don't make a rite.
gunnago said
02:01 AM Dec 10, 2012
hi kiwi found another one 4 u too knock about adelong see what this brings out
And A Lady should Never ask a Gentleman Howlong is it ????
-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:33 PM
-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:58 PM
Darrell
me thinks you are having toooo much pav
I notice you had a couple of edits there dazren...you had to be careful how you worded that didn't you.
I was using a dating site a few years ago and a bloke asked me what size I was. It was on the tip of my tongue to ask what size HE was!
How long is a piece of string ?
Beth 54 wrote [ in part
I notice you had a couple of edits there dazren...you had to be careful how you worded that didn't you.
I was using a dating site a few years ago and a bloke asked me what size I was. It was on the tip of my tongue to ask what size HE was!
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Hmmm can't hide anything from you Beth
Yes I did Edit a couple of times 
at first i was going to say, I used to be 9 inches and one wrinkle, but nowadays I am 9 wrinkles and 1 inch.
However being a gentleman i decided against that post
About a 1/4 of an inch when the going is good
depends on how loaded the pav was
Daz ,, I would have gone with your first attempt ,,,, first thoughts are always the best ,,,,, to be politically and racially perfect kills the humour
Keep it up ,,, although with 9 wrinkles is that possible?
Cheers
KR ,,, I can answer your question ,,,, Howlong ,,, it's been Toolong since a pair of devishly handsome blokes (dunno the kiwi work for bloke) cooked your sausage.
But on another day ,, I woulda had fush and chups ,,, but neither of you had the accent ,,,, you musta been aussies too long
Cheers to you and the other devilishly handsome local fella
Well, it straddles a river for starters.
Blowhard?
How Long is a Chinaman.
hi kiwi found another one 4 u too knock about adelong see what this brings out