Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
    Peter at the pearly gates.

   'In honor  of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must
    each possess something that symbolizes Christmas  to get into heaven.'

          The  Englishman fumbled through his pockets and  pulled out
          a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a  candle', he said.

           'You may  pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter  said.

              The  Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out  a set
              of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

              Saint  Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly  gates'.

              The  Irishman  started searching desperately  through his
              pockets and finally pulled out a  pair of women's panties.

              St. Peter  looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
              asked, 'And just what do those  symbolize?'


              The  paddy  replied, 'These are  Carols.'

              And So The  Christmas  Season
              Begins......

Anyone have any great family traditions you have for Xmas you would like to share, or maybe a great recipe etc?

Now that made me laugh..............

Love chrstmas jokes love christmas love the present's for the little's

love the look on the faces as each present is opened and remembering

the banana peanut's(walnuts) which my brother and I took outside

and used a hammer to open them but they are good memories

the same as these new one's are so a pinch and punch for the first

of the month