This is especially for all the girls on the right side of forty...
Subject: WOMEN OVER FORTY
WOMEN OVER FORTY - THIS IS PRICELESS!
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40 :-
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ;You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
-- Edited by Wizardofoz on Tuesday 7th of August 2012 07:44:52 AM
gypsy rover said
03:52 PM Aug 7, 2012
I love it!! So very true. One good thing about "maturing" is that you really don't give a sh*t what people think. Take it or leave it, we really don't give a toss.Cheers!
Chris
Wizardofoz said
05:20 PM Aug 7, 2012
I thought that you ladies would appreciate it.
I agree it is true, the younger whipper snippers are so full of themselves and fiesty. As I have matured, I have come to really appreciate and see the true benefits of women in their better and glowing years.
Good luck to you girls, keep on keeping on and keep smiling.
This is especially for all the girls on the right side of forty...
Subject: WOMEN OVER FORTY
WOMEN OVER FORTY - THIS IS PRICELESS!
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40 :-
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ;You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
-- Edited by Wizardofoz on Tuesday 7th of August 2012 07:44:52 AM
I love it!! So very true. One good thing about "maturing" is that you really don't give a sh*t what people think. Take it or leave it, we really don't give a toss.Cheers!
Chris
I thought that you ladies would appreciate it.
I agree it is true, the younger whipper snippers are so full of themselves and fiesty. As I have matured, I have come to really appreciate and see the true benefits of women in their better and glowing years.
Good luck to you girls, keep on keeping on and keep smiling.
Snopes,
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp
Well I'll say it then.
Women over 40 are great and they get better with age.
So there!!!