Reminds me of the song "Memories" Just about all Iv'e got left now Mate............LOL
DeBe said
01:55 AM Jul 17, 2012
No problem keeping up to that lot!
sandsmere said
03:16 PM Jul 17, 2012
That's hard to believe . ( pun intended ) .
Surely things aren't that bad out there .
landy said
03:53 AM Jul 18, 2012
Once a King always a King but once a night is enough.
Sorry I digress. Landy
pipes said
12:30 AM Jul 19, 2012
I look down at "The Unemployed", and think, all that meat, and no potatoes. Regards
Pipes
Duh said
02:19 AM Jul 19, 2012
You can always be a "vege....tarian" pipes, no fun but get into less trouble that way.
These days getting down on my knees and begging is out as I can't get back up again.....ah the joys of senior years upon us !
-- Edited by Duh on Thursday 19th of July 2012 02:20:06 AM
Duh said
07:15 PM Jul 20, 2012
Someone sent me this today by email, a poem attributed to Willie Nelson, I hope nobody is offended by it, if you are I apologise, If think you may be then suggest you do not read on;
(Some of us older blokes could relate to this I think).
Gday...
Given the results shown in that survey ... they certainly did not survey me
I don't think I have scored that much in my life.
Cheers - John
-- Edited by rockylizard on Monday 16th of July 2012 06:55:18 PM
Seniors Site, some interesting info and survey results here;
http://www.seniorsite.com/sex/index.asp
Reminds me of the song "Memories" Just about all Iv'e got left now Mate............LOL
No problem keeping up to that lot!
That's hard to believe . ( pun intended ) .
Surely things aren't that bad out there .
Once a King always a King but once a night is enough.
Sorry I digress. Landy
I look down at "The Unemployed", and think, all that meat, and no potatoes. Regards
Pipes
You can always be a "vege....tarian" pipes, no fun but get into less trouble that way.
These days getting down on my knees and begging is out as I can't get back up again.....ah the joys of senior years upon us !
-- Edited by Duh on Thursday 19th of July 2012 02:20:06 AM
Someone sent me this today by email, a poem attributed to Willie Nelson, I hope nobody is offended by it, if you are I apologise, If think you may be then suggest you do not read on;
(Some of us older blokes could relate to this I think).
"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem--by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the ****in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
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