Love it !!! Hope you don't mind Pejay, but I've saved it.
Cheers,
Sheba.
goinsoon said
08:47 PM Dec 8, 2011
Can't help myself, I just have to add some more
Instructions: usage known. Instructions on a container of black pepper.
For use by trained personnel only. On a can of air freshener.
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison.
Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a frozen dinner.
Remove the plastic wrapper. The instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn.
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone. On a box of pills.
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Use like regular soap. On a bar of soap.
This product is not to be used in bathrooms. On a bathroom heater.
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. On a bag of cat biscuits.
Travel Bug said
09:03 PM Dec 8, 2011
Love 'em
Helena said
09:57 PM Dec 8, 2011
Was great to read thought they were both great Helena
rvtraveller2 said
02:04 PM Dec 9, 2011
I LIKE IT.NEIL
-- Edited by rvtraveller2 on Friday 9th of December 2011 02:10:20 PM
Cruising Granny said
10:20 PM Dec 9, 2011
For some reason I keep finding all that weight everyone loses, but they don't want it back.
sucastja said
07:31 AM Dec 10, 2011
My dad and I have a theory: you only have so many heartbeats in a life - if you exercise, you'll use them quicker and die younger, so why exercise? How often do you hear of really fit people just dropping dead?!!!
dorian said
08:23 PM Dec 10, 2011
Exercise generates carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. Therefore it stands to reason that people who exercise regularly are environmental vandals.
I prefer to lie on the couch, minimising my metabolic rate and thereby reducing my carbon footprint. In fact, I believe my personal contribution in the fight against global warming should be rewarded with carbon credits.
BTW, whales eat plankton, and posties ride motorbikes.
-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 10th of December 2011 08:25:08 PM
Jaytee said
06:04 PM Feb 17, 2012
June & Peter - that's a brilliant health warning, I just love it!
This applies to most of us me thinks!
Love it !!! Hope you don't mind Pejay, but I've saved it.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Can't help myself, I just have to add some more
Love 'em
I LIKE IT.NEIL
-- Edited by rvtraveller2 on Friday 9th of December 2011 02:10:20 PM
My dad and I have a theory: you only have so many heartbeats in a life - if you exercise, you'll use them quicker and die younger, so why exercise?
How often do you hear of really fit people just dropping dead?!!!
Exercise generates carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. Therefore it stands to reason that people who exercise regularly are environmental vandals.
I prefer to lie on the couch, minimising my metabolic rate and thereby reducing my carbon footprint. In fact, I believe my personal contribution in the fight against global warming should be rewarded with carbon credits.
BTW, whales eat plankton, and posties ride motorbikes.
-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 10th of December 2011 08:25:08 PM