Scottish wedding - sent to me by a mate in Scotland
petengail said
03:39 PM Mar 18, 2011
Maybe a bit toooo Scottish for some of you!! Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.
dammit seniors moment - was supposed to be in the joke section sorry bout that... pete
-- Edited by petengail on Friday 18th of March 2011 03:40:32 PM
milo said
11:44 PM Mar 18, 2011
huh??
Beth54 said
10:01 AM Mar 19, 2011
More at the senior moment than the joke, sorry. Nice to see others have them too.
Delta18 said
10:25 AM Mar 19, 2011
I thought it was a good one...if it had been in the Joke section I wouldn't have seen it.
Maybe a bit toooo Scottish for some of you!! Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.
dammit seniors moment - was supposed to be in the joke section sorry bout that... pete
-- Edited by petengail on Friday 18th of March 2011 03:40:32 PM
More at the senior moment than the joke, sorry. Nice to see others have them too.
Same here Delta. good one Pete