Wheelie Bin
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> A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
> He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer.
> Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
> Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
> "Harro!" says the Japanese man.
> "Gudday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
> "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
> Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No ! no ! mate, where's your dust bin?"
> "I dust been to toiret, I tor you!'' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
> "Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
> Where's your 'w h e e l i e' bin?'"
> "OK, OK." replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.....
> I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!""