The Talking Centipede   


A
single guy decided life would be more fun
if
he had a pet.



So he
went to the pet store
and
told the owner
that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet.



After
some discussion,
he
finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged
bug),
which
came in a little white box
to
use for his house.



He
took the box back home,
found
a good spot for the box,
and
decided he would start off
by
taking his new pet
to
church with him.



So he
asked the centipede in the box, 
"Would
you like to go
to
church with me today?
We
will have a good time."



But
there was no answer
from
his new pet.



This
bothered him a bit,
but
he waited a few minutes
and
then asked again,  
"How about
going
to
church with me
and
receive blessings?"



But
again,
there
was no answer
from
his new friend and pet.
So
he waited
a
few minutes more,
thinking
about the situation.



The
guy decided
to
invite the centipede
one
last time.



This
time
he
put his face up against
the
centipede's house and shouted,  
"Hey, in
there!
Would
you like to go
to
church with me
and
learn about God?"
....



This
time,
a
little voice
came
out of the box,
"I
heard you the first f***** time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"