A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said; "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left
a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said; "No, just up to my tits.
I can splash it on my eyes."