This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls".
When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's you-know-whats off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
jonathan said
05:50 AM Nov 3, 2010
good one Jules .. !
.. I now know not to come back as a dog or gorilla in my next life too !
Jon
Cruising Granny said
11:35 PM Nov 3, 2010
Oh I'm coming back as a dog.
The dogs I'm meeting on this trip have just the best lives. It has to be the best life.
JRH said
12:06 PM Nov 4, 2010
Cruising Granny wrote:
Oh I'm coming back as a dog. The dogs I'm meeting on this trip have just the best lives. It has to be the best life.
Me toooooooooooooooo! Today "A dogs life" has a whole new meaning.
bill12 said
04:16 PM Nov 4, 2010
It seems to me that the little dog have the biggest bite!
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls".
When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's you-know-whats off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
.. I now know not to come back as a dog or gorilla in my next life too !
Jon