> Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day
> when through a gap in the door
> he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
> of an old red
> Massey Ferguson .
>
>
> Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently
> slides off first
> the right welly, followed by the left.
>
> He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic
> striptease move lets
> his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his
> hips over his corduroy trousers.
>
> Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to
> reveal his tea
> stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls
> his flat cap on
> to a pile of hay.
>
> "What the heck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.
>
>
> "Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of
> me, says an obviously
> embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having
> some trouble lately in
> the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
> something sexy to a tractor".
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