Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
> He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
> And stared up at the TV.
>
> The 10 PM news was coming on.
> The news crew was covering the story
> Of a man on the ledge of a large building
> Preparing to jump.
>
>
>
> The blonde looked at Bob and said,
> "Do you think he'll jump?"
>
> Bob said,
> "You know, I bet he'll jump."
>
> The blonde replied,
> "Well, I bet he won't."
>
> Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
> "You're on!"
>
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
> The guy on the ledge
> Did a swan dive off the building,
> Falling to his death.
>
> The blonde was very upset,
> But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
> "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
>
>
> Bob replied,
> "I can't take your money.
> I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
> So I knew he would jump."
>
> The blonde replied,
> "I did, too,
> But I didn't think he'd do it again."
>
> Bob took the money.
>