Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner
 peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
 house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving
 the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
 shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies,
 the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin
 gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
 

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